10 points for the funniest.
2006-07-30 07:35:54 · 34 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
say hello to my gun.
2006-07-30 07:38:36 · answer #1 · answered by BoRiQuA_MaMi 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
But all I did was play horsie on the family dog, sing "I Hate You" to the neighbor's evil purple monkey, tie up the teacher, stay out past midnight, yell at Aunty Jane, and steal three M&Ms from Kmart.
2006-07-30 07:48:55 · answer #2 · answered by Margaret 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I splashed Jason in the face with the left over lunch meat from 3 weeks ago and the jelly from the medicine cabinet.
2006-07-30 07:37:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, We live in 2 different cities. What are they going to do? Ground me and not let me on the computer for a week. E mail me and I'll give you my parents phone numbers.
2006-07-30 07:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you tell my parents then I'll have to tell yours about what you did a week ago last thursday and don't deny it i have the photos and the negatives.
2006-07-30 07:45:14 · answer #5 · answered by christina s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My moms too wacked out in the head to remember anyway, and my dads stoned 24/7 so have at it!
2006-07-30 07:41:06 · answer #6 · answered by Åⓝⓞⓝⓨⓜⓞⓤ§ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.K go ahead, they won't say anything. But I'm going to tell on you that you were messing around with yourself. Oooooooooo, someones gonna get in trouble. Nanananananaaaa.
2006-07-30 08:04:37 · answer #7 · answered by Diabla 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
while you at it tell them i love them and also please tell them about the fact that i din't mean to do it i was forced into it by a clown that got out of a small vw with 50 other clowns and they all kept telling me jokes and they were doing magic tricks with aliens that kept appearing & disappearing then the little ppl came out on tricycles and rode around they would get up in each others face then back off & all of a sudden pies appeared in their hands and they hit each other with pies and one fell off his tricycle and farted at the same time the other lit a match and blew the one thart farted up and stuffing came flying out of him then his flying monkey went after the other clown and he smashed bananas in his head and chewed on his hair and picked bugs off of him and then the elephant came out and everyone ran and the ones that were left the elephant chased off and then sat & ate peanuts wrapped in candy coated shells with M & M printed on them.
2006-07-30 07:49:35 · answer #8 · answered by Leveler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok. I stold money from my boss. You can tell them that... I got really lucky too... he didn't even notice when I took the check and it even had my name on it and all I had to do was work for a few hours...
2006-07-30 07:41:51 · answer #9 · answered by agfreak90 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no! What are they going to do? Ground me and tell me I can't hang out with my husband anymore?
2006-07-30 07:39:06 · answer #10 · answered by Fairy*Blue*Eri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had sex in their bed and told them the stains were from some rice pudding I had while watching their t.v.
2006-07-30 07:38:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋