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2006-07-30 07:29:43 · 24 answers · asked by - 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Yes...at myself...and partially my living room carpet.

You see, I put my Jell-O snack pack in the microwave, started to cook it, and then walked into the living room. My apartment is apparently considered a bit fancier; so, it has a living room carpet with a very thick pile. I don't know why a thick carpet is considered so fancy. My toes always get stuck in it. I want to take the lawn mower at it... Anyways, I walked into the living room while my Jell-O snack pack was heating to answer my cell phone because my neighbor's grandmother's cat's former owner's daughter-in-law was supposed to call me today, and I enjoy speaking with her. However, on my little jog to the living room to answer her call, my toes got stuck in that darned carpet! I tripped, hit my cheekbone on my coffee table, and spilled the cup of instant pudding I had just cooked on the stove. My cell phone was in sight, but it was too far for me to reach with my toes stuck in the carpet. I swore at myself for forgetting to put shoes on for the living room and at the carpet for being so thick!

I was forced to sing bad techno loudly until my other neighbor called the police on me for noise disturbance. Finally, the police arrived and saved my life. I plan on making front-page news tomorrow morning. I just have to wait for the reporters to call me!

2006-07-30 14:00:14 · answer #1 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 3 0

I have to tell the truth here, I swear everyday a good few times. I can't help it, its just the way I express myself. Everyone knows that im not doing it to insult people. I've sworn in the past 5 minutes, because i'm after stubbing my toe on the corner of the desk.

2006-07-31 10:06:41 · answer #2 · answered by Irish_bi_female 4 · 0 0

A few times

2006-07-30 07:39:04 · answer #3 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

Yes, I called the person who called me at 1 in the morning a f***ing c**t

2006-07-30 07:41:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes a few times since I woke up about an hour ago lol

2006-07-30 07:36:40 · answer #5 · answered by meanlilbitch23 3 · 0 0

No, not today, I'm not a work which is where I usually swear.

2006-07-30 07:33:42 · answer #6 · answered by A G 4 · 0 0

Yes....my cat, then at my husband for think it was funny. (New kitten hasn't quite come to the realization that his claws hurt when he makes a flying leap for your leg and then uses them to climb up)

2006-07-30 07:34:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I believe i did.

But i swore in admiration, and not in a bad way.

(See.....this *very* attractive female person visited my workplace.....and after she left i couldn't help uttering something along the lines of "holy (please insert the scatological reference of your choice, here)!!!!!". So that was a *compliment*, no?.)

2006-07-30 10:48:33 · answer #8 · answered by missinglincoln 6 · 0 0

I swore at my friend because I was describing this really snotty girl at my school.

2006-07-30 08:47:28 · answer #9 · answered by UnR3aL 5 · 0 0

Yep twice.

2006-07-30 07:34:48 · answer #10 · answered by bethany_8_5 2 · 0 0

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