Yes...at myself...and partially my living room carpet.
You see, I put my Jell-O snack pack in the microwave, started to cook it, and then walked into the living room. My apartment is apparently considered a bit fancier; so, it has a living room carpet with a very thick pile. I don't know why a thick carpet is considered so fancy. My toes always get stuck in it. I want to take the lawn mower at it... Anyways, I walked into the living room while my Jell-O snack pack was heating to answer my cell phone because my neighbor's grandmother's cat's former owner's daughter-in-law was supposed to call me today, and I enjoy speaking with her. However, on my little jog to the living room to answer her call, my toes got stuck in that darned carpet! I tripped, hit my cheekbone on my coffee table, and spilled the cup of instant pudding I had just cooked on the stove. My cell phone was in sight, but it was too far for me to reach with my toes stuck in the carpet. I swore at myself for forgetting to put shoes on for the living room and at the carpet for being so thick!
I was forced to sing bad techno loudly until my other neighbor called the police on me for noise disturbance. Finally, the police arrived and saved my life. I plan on making front-page news tomorrow morning. I just have to wait for the reporters to call me!
2006-07-30 14:00:14
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answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5
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I have to tell the truth here, I swear everyday a good few times. I can't help it, its just the way I express myself. Everyone knows that im not doing it to insult people. I've sworn in the past 5 minutes, because i'm after stubbing my toe on the corner of the desk.
2006-07-31 10:06:41
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answered by Irish_bi_female 4
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A few times
2006-07-30 07:39:04
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answered by Judas Rabbi 7
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Yes, I called the person who called me at 1 in the morning a f***ing c**t
2006-07-30 07:41:17
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answered by Anonymous
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yes a few times since I woke up about an hour ago lol
2006-07-30 07:36:40
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answered by meanlilbitch23 3
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No, not today, I'm not a work which is where I usually swear.
2006-07-30 07:33:42
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answered by A G 4
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Yes....my cat, then at my husband for think it was funny. (New kitten hasn't quite come to the realization that his claws hurt when he makes a flying leap for your leg and then uses them to climb up)
2006-07-30 07:34:01
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answered by Anonymous
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I believe i did.
But i swore in admiration, and not in a bad way.
(See.....this *very* attractive female person visited my workplace.....and after she left i couldn't help uttering something along the lines of "holy (please insert the scatological reference of your choice, here)!!!!!". So that was a *compliment*, no?.)
2006-07-30 10:48:33
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answered by missinglincoln 6
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I swore at my friend because I was describing this really snotty girl at my school.
2006-07-30 08:47:28
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answered by UnR3aL 5
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Yep twice.
2006-07-30 07:34:48
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answered by bethany_8_5 2
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