2006-07-30 06:29:11 · 13 answers · asked by CONFUSED_AND_IGNORED 2 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Learn about marine navigation. Work out. Eat healthy. Drink lots of different alcoholic beverages, especially rum. Don't bathe. Steel whenever you can. Collect information on people you can use to blackmail them. Practice using a sword. Save your money to buy a boat, or figure out where you can steal one.
2006-07-30 06:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For starters, you have to get off the internet!
Run away from home!
Wear scraggley pirate clothes!
Find out who Keith Richards is...and IDOLIZE him!
Find a boat of any kind and take it over! (Don't mind starting small; even a canoe or trash barge may have to do for starters...you can't be Jack Sparrow in one day!)
And Say cool things like "ARGG!" and "BOOTY"
good luck!
2006-07-30 11:10:52 · answer #2 · answered by jermaine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u shuld firstly mak ur team who thinks u to be a nice captain and then go to mkt and by a ship and start sailing to it from now. and start highjacking the otherboats and collect the expenisive items like jewellery gold and money. go for it now
2006-07-30 06:34:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First ye need to learn th' pirate slang, matey. Ye still talk like a blasted landlubber! Arrr.
2006-07-30 06:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by Casey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody's as good as Johnny Depp. What other guy could pull off eyeliner and still look hot!?
2006-07-30 06:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goto www.4chan.org
Click proceed in the left frame, then click the link labelled /b/ - Random
Ask this question there, you'll get the best answers ever.
2006-07-30 06:33:31 · answer #6 · answered by ddr_machine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, well im sure there are forums and websites who are also "pirates" join one and talk to them. Just google pirate forums
2006-07-30 06:36:49 · answer #7 · answered by Fade__Out 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy a costume, then rent a ship, and sail at carribean. and then u became a pirate like him
2006-07-30 06:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by fukitol 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur underage and not mature enuff.
Come back in ten years time and see if you have changed your mind.
probably you would wanna become cassanobva at that time.
2006-07-30 06:38:03 · answer #9 · answered by swaze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you ask the same questions over and over? It's annoying.
2006-08-02 06:54:18 · answer #10 · answered by stella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋