In one night Chuck Norris answered two million questions on Yahoo! Answers, and got "Best Answer" on all but one of them. That one question was "Who can write a question Chuck Norris can't answer?", upon which Chuck Norris spin-kicked his monitor, sending a surge of energy through the internet and into the computer of the guy who wrote the question, which promptly blew up and turned the guy into chunky salsa.
2006-07-30 06:52:19
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answered by themikejonas 7
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In 1997, Chuck Norris became the first man in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition.
2006-07-30 13:29:55
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answered by dk 3
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Chuck Norris could have prevented the 9/11 attacks, but Congressional red tape stopped the program.
2006-07-30 13:29:15
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answered by olelefthander 6
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Chuck Norris was integral in the creation of the internets and continues to hold several key patents. He receives royalty micropayments every time you punch the monkey to win an iPod.
2006-07-30 14:11:08
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answered by Josh 3
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Chuck Norris is a ******. Vin Diesel facts came first.
2006-07-30 13:25:59
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answered by Dictator Threb 2
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he watches you
2006-07-30 13:27:44
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answered by izzydwight 2
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hes amazingly kind and can fight (are u talikng about texas ranger if so hes the best fighter ive ever seen
2006-07-30 13:59:04
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answered by Stefanie R. D 2
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chuck norris is amazing...'nuf said!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-30 13:25:10
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answered by A Pirate's Life For ME ;) 6
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no
2006-07-30 15:09:01
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answered by yukmouth 6
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