2006-07-30 04:56:04 · 12 answers · asked by RG 2 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
I had just had a baby who was at home with his daddy when I got stopped, told them I was speeding to get home as I was breastfeeding and baby was hungry.
They were lost for words!
2006-07-30 05:00:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Actually this works after you get the ticket and you contest it in court.When you go before the judge request that the police provide the records showing the last time the radar gun or whatever device they used to clock your speed was calibrated and how current is the officer that stopped you certification on using the device,most times they will not have them at that exact time and the judge will dismiss the ticket right there and then based on their lack of the documents.
2006-07-30 12:08:23 · answer #2 · answered by hjbergel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go F yourself
hahaha
I didn't get the ticket for speeding but I was thrown in Jail..
hahahah
2006-07-30 12:19:28 · answer #3 · answered by Vulcan 1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't use this line, my brother did. When he got pulled over for speeding and the cop came to the window, he said HURRY UP AND CATCH THAT GUY!!!(and he pointer to some car ahead of him) HE JUST STOLE MY STEREO!!!! The cop ran back to his car and took of after some innocent guy. My brother went home and parked the car in the garage. Hilarious.
2006-07-30 12:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by hotmama913 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because that is fast as this car will go. He laughed and left me with a verbal warning.
2006-07-30 12:16:56 · answer #5 · answered by bill a 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
told him my neice was having heart problems. Wound up getting a police escort to the hospital
2006-07-30 12:01:19 · answer #6 · answered by scrambledmolecues 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work at coldstone so I will usually give them free ice cream cupons
2006-07-30 11:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by Coxie Megan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just got my car washed and I was just trying to air dry it....Believe it or not it worked!!!! Have a good day....
2006-07-30 12:00:32 · answer #8 · answered by 345Grasshopper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Told him my wife needed a bathroom, she just started her period.
2006-07-30 23:10:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
officer your eyes are pretty glazed from eating all those doughnuts(then vomited on his shoes)
2006-07-30 12:00:52 · answer #10 · answered by b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋