What can a moron like me do for a living that pays good? I have no common sence and, I'm very slow in ta brain. No joke. Please dont make fun of me.
2006-07-30 04:30:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
President of the United States
2006-07-30 04:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find a government job - if you work for the state or county you will get great benefits with any position. They have positions at any job level. You could do janitorial work - probably called a Maintenance Technician now.
A lot of jobs don't require much except showing up on time every day. Do you have any kind of education or training?
2006-07-30 11:35:36 · answer #2 · answered by TMH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry- just couldn't resist:
Be the Wizard of Oz?
Become a Republican President?
Okay - seriously :
Sanitation Worker?
School Custodian?
Window Washer?
Amusement Park Ride Ticket Taker?
2006-07-30 11:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't take much knowledge to cook,you can do that.Or work at a nursing home.You could be a cab driver if you know your way around your area.Or you can go back to school,that would be your best bet so you can be smarter and get a better job.Good luck and don't put yourself down,you are smarter than you think.
2006-07-30 11:41:22 · answer #4 · answered by charmed_ones_lover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could do landscaping if you deal with the heat. You can also go to Walmart, and be a " greater" at the entry doors.
Those are just a couple of examples.
Look in your local newspaper under " miscellaneous ".
And PLEASE don't belittle yourself by saying you are a moron !
Obviously you're not !
2006-07-30 11:37:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can either get some type of training or apply for an entry level job and work your way up. You can work your way to a more responsible position by being nice, easy to work with, hardworking, etc. You don't have to be Einstein.
2006-07-30 11:34:55 · answer #6 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I am Costanza, lord of the idiots"...just had to get that out.
I guess we would need to know a little more to answer this. Are you physically talented in any way? There are plenty of decent jobs out there that rely on physical strength, not so much mental ability.
2006-07-30 11:36:39 · answer #7 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your brain doesn't work, use your body. If you get buff, you can find someone to hire you as a model or for commercials. Even if you only have good-looking hands! No brains or sense required.
2006-07-30 11:35:30 · answer #8 · answered by thylawyer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you seem to know a lot about cars.......you are very interested in them. this is America, go in business for your self. work at something no one wants to do. and do it well. maybe you could start detailing cars, say pick up from and deliver them to the owners. don't try to do business with someone that cant afford it. try upscale neighborhoods. it is an idea, hope it helps.
2006-07-30 11:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by wally l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either learn a technical skill or go to college and get a degree.
Being unskilled is no way to make a living.
2006-07-30 11:32:58 · answer #10 · answered by GoddessofCoughSyrup 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋