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You are a candidate for President. What's your platform, and why should we vote for you? In what direction will you lead the country?

2006-07-30 03:39:06 · 6 answers · asked by Overt Operative 6 in Politics & Government Politics

6 answers

lower taxes and secure borders and fight terrorism over there not here

2006-07-30 03:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I am the founder of the SPLATT (short for Stop PLATe Tectonics) political party. Our platform is shaky. It's to eliminate earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and tsunamis and the damage that they cause.

Our mascot: the flatworm

Theme songs: "Shake, Rattle and Roll", "Whole Lot of Shaking Going On", "I Fell the Earth Move Under My Feet", "Hunka Burning Love", "Ebb Tide", "Surfin’ USA", “Catch a Wave”

Energy saving device: Lava Lamps

Environmental clean-up agent: Lava soap *

Favorite food, breakfast: squash pancakes
Favorite food, lunch: tile fish
Favorite food, supper: plank steak
Snack food: thick crust pizza
Beverage: milk shakes
Adult beverage: vodka martini, shaken, not stirred

I hope I didn’t make an ash of myself ~<{:-)]#

2006-07-30 03:47:27 · answer #2 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0 0

get our troops out of the war and ban anyone from that country from coming over here. And, make sure that they have there crudentials check if they happen to go to other countries and then sneak in through that way.
Like if someone's from Iraq and they go to France or to England or Canada or from south of the border, I would call that countries agency to determine if they were citizens over there and for how long. I mean, check everything about them. Then, send them back knowing that I got all there info.
then, it would be healthcare issues, having teachers and nurses get the money they deserve.

2006-07-30 03:46:08 · answer #3 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0 0

My Platform, not one more dollar for these filthy nazi zionists in Israel which go around killing dozens of kids, I would call up Israel on the phone during the Presidential debate and I would tell Israel on live tv to go to hell.

2006-07-30 03:44:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tougher immigration policy, help pass the fair tax proposal, and push to get rid of busy-body laws.

2006-07-30 03:43:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no if they vote for me it will be a disaster im only 13

2006-07-30 03:43:52 · answer #6 · answered by chrispcp93 2 · 0 0

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