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Well,there are 5 people in my household,I just farted,and my boy farted a couple minutes before that,so i would put that answer at 20% +- 10% error margin.So,even at 10%,there would be roughly 600,000,000 people farting at any given time.It all depends too on what everyone had to eat beforehand,noting that everyone has a nice supply of beans at hand.Thats a lot of gas!!Screw the mid-east,we have plenty!We should find a way to make fuel out of it...and in fact,it is flammable!! :-) lol

2006-07-30 03:12:37 · answer #1 · answered by B-Dub 2 · 3 0

Many people are farting at the same time. The exact number will never be know due to the fact that a large portion of the farts are blamed on... the family dog, the small child and of course, the ever popular question, "Who stepped on the duck?".

When we can face farts openly, then we will only have to find the equation to determine the SBD farts (Silent But Deadly). This will enable us to find the precise number of farts at any given time.

I think there is a bill in Congress at this time requesting funding to conduct this study. Although the majority of members support this bill; it's expected to be vetoed by the president. Mr. Bush stated something about the sanctity of farts and is expected to line up "drunk uncles" for a "pull my finger" a ccapella chorus.

2006-07-30 03:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Depends on the location. If it's in my place when I have bean burritos, it could be everyone. Not sure what the answer is though, just that I fart every chance I get and loud enough to be heard as well. Too many people complain when you cut silent cheese, then they complain when you do it loud, so whadda they want? Hey dude, I'm gonna CUT loose!

2006-07-30 03:11:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Darn, thats good.
I would guess 1 in every 100 are farting at any given time.

2006-07-30 03:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by _Kraygh_ 5 · 0 0

Count me in to that equation cause I'm farting right now.

2006-07-30 03:05:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Did they go through Taco Bell last night?

2006-07-30 03:11:35 · answer #6 · answered by jimbobb1 4 · 0 0

60 million approximately

2006-07-30 03:06:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I just farted for like 10 times today...jamocas...too much mexican food!

2006-07-30 03:14:58 · answer #8 · answered by belle_chocolatiere 4 · 0 0

i hope it's not any more than 20.3 million cause then the earth would blow up

2006-07-30 03:09:01 · answer #9 · answered by pink_pink_u_stink 2 · 0 0

ervery one farts so........ mabe not at one time, but all the time

2006-07-30 03:07:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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