something good funny what i can put in a birthday card?

Answer 1

not sure

Answer 2

Sometimes you're better off dead
There's a gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head
You think you're mad too unstable
Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
In a restaurant in a West End town
Call the police
There's a madman around
Running down underground to a dive bar
In a West End town

In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
West End girls

Too many shadows whispering voices
Faces on posters too many choices
If when why what how much have you got
Have you got it do you get it
If so how often
Which do you choose
A hard or soft option
(How much do you need)

In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
West End girls
West End Girls

(How much do you need)
In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
Ooh West End town a dead end world
East End boys West End Girls
West End girls

You got a heart of glass or a heart of stone
Just you wait till I get you home
We've got no future
We've got no past
Here today built to last
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland nation
(How far have you been)

In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
In a West End town a dead end world
East End Boys West End girls
West End girls
West End girls
West End girls

Answer 3

Something honest and personal that a Hallmark card couldn't do...


"Dear (Fill in name here), I made this crappy card on my computer because I was too lazy to buy one at the store. Sorry and Happy Birthday... (Fill in name here)."

Answer 4

"Don't worry, you're not getting old! You're just getting wrinkly and losing some of your eyesight, memory and hearing every year!"

Answer 5

confetti