many times in the night I've fallen into the toilet cause my hubby doesn't like putting the seat down
I onced crashed my van trying to avoid hitting a baby duck
I have been stampeded on the farm by peed off cows
and every night I intentionally think up stupid questions to ask my boss in the morning cause this peed's him off.
peed being a relative and substitutional word
2006-07-29 22:12:30
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answered by ♫Hope♫ 6
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Well, i am trying to relax, and have some fun but two things are bugging me, one is a fly,,
this fly has been zooming in and out, for an hour, i have swung so hard, i spilt my rum and coke, frightened my "big brave German Shepard, and the Chiuhuahua is whinning like i hit her,
This fly was one of my x husbands in another life time, i really am irritated, beyond that,
my room mate told me to turn off the light and the computer and it will go away,
i told him to "BUZZ OFF" excuss the pun.
well there it is,,
oh my goodness, i got him, i really did, he was big, i whacked him twice, and now i can relax - i pray his relatives don't show up
2006-07-30 05:30:45
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answered by Maureen K 4
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I walk into glass doors on a daily basis like the guy in the Windex commercials
2006-07-30 05:16:06
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answered by Temptation 3
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i when for my drivers license test, the instructor said park so i jump
in the back seat !! lol
2006-07-30 05:17:46
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answered by simmer 2
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yeah i know how it feels.thank god my bro came to save me, he took us out for a table of pool game n for bfast.if not i dont know how to survive this morning!
2006-07-30 05:13:58
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answered by rozy al bakish 2
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