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Move to Amsterdam.

2006-07-29 18:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by manofadvntr 5 · 1 1

Be a movie star like Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.

Now, does that guarantee you will live a life that involves being happy? Probably not.

Ask Mel Gibson, who just got arrested for DUI, resisted the cops, used the f*** word in just about every sentence, and generally showed what an unhappy, inarticulate, unkind person he has become.

Be careful what favors you seek. They just might find you out.

On the other hand, you might just marry a lovely woman you love who loves you. That would get you three out of four -- and, I swear, you won't even need the grass!!

2006-07-30 01:38:01 · answer #2 · answered by bfrank 5 · 0 0

Create an area or buy a piece of land like a community where people do the same activities. If that does not help, hell is simply a place for all the things you want. :0

2006-07-30 01:19:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Porno industry.

If you're not going to do the act-- you'll have to be a producer/pimp or a very, by some people's standards, lucky cameraman.

Being an everday pimp would work too.
Or like some dumb rockstar guy like Tommy Lee.

2006-07-30 01:28:16 · answer #4 · answered by -.- 6 · 0 0

Going to a "Smoking-Grass-Lots of Sex" Nudist Colony. . .

2006-07-30 01:12:33 · answer #5 · answered by ImCuteAndSoAreYou 3 · 0 0

Build a time machine and go back to the 1960's. Other than that I think that you are out of luck. Have a good night.

2006-07-30 01:13:49 · answer #6 · answered by Sue F 7 · 0 0

Prison is the place for you. The other inmates will strip you bare, gang rape you every night and will give you as much drugs as you want. All the other inmates are pretty much in the same boat.

2006-07-30 01:18:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get in my time machine. I will send you back to the late 60's. I will only charge you 500$, cash only.

2006-08-02 22:20:55 · answer #8 · answered by mom 5 · 0 0

Move to France. From what I understand, the whole country is like that.

2006-07-30 01:16:29 · answer #9 · answered by chemicalimbalance000 4 · 0 0

I suggest you look into being a Porn Star. You won't find that in Boulder, Colorado however...

2006-07-30 01:18:01 · answer #10 · answered by Todd Maz 4 · 0 0

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