ok, ive had a really horrible night dealing with an ex boyfriend and im extremely upset...say anything to put a smile on my face, just something to get my mind off of this so i can sleep.
thank you =)
2006-07-29 18:09:03 · 14 answers · asked by kimberbee 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Wanna hear something funny? Well, my uncle that's almost 60 and my family were at a pretty nice restaurant. He excused himself to go to the restroom, and came back with a "cowboy hat" on his head.. only it was really a toilet seat cover!! This same uncle also tried drinking from the far side of a glass and spilled every where, also in a nice restaurant. Uhm, what else.. This one time, at band camp... Nah, just kidding... Uhm, a camel tried to lick my face off once, but I wouldn't let him.. He was stinky.. And drooling everywhere.. Yucky.. Oh, what if the camel was wearing a "cowboy hat"?? That would be funny, huh.. I think so at least.. Haha yeah I know I'm weird, but I hope it's helped! And just remember: You have the RIGHT to be happy, and no one should make you unhappy. If they do, ignore them. Don't let them get you down, Miss Hottie Hot Stuff! Lol, ok, I'm done now, I promise..
Uhm, yeah, I lied.. Sorry.. Just thought of another one.. When I was like 4 years old, I walked up to this big scary biker dude that was smoking, and apparently said "You know, smoking hurts your lungs"... My mom thought he was going to kill me, but apparently he was so shocked that I had just said that, that he just sat there for like 5 mins just staring at me!
2006-07-29 18:23:21 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa B 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My cousin (he's 7) decided to go wild. He danced around like a sugar loaded leprechaun and decided that tomatoes are a wonder of the world. He thinks that if you dump a watermelon in the toilet in a public bathroom, you will attract loads of strange attention, and today he went to the bank wearing goggles, telling the tellers he was hungry.
He wants you to laugh at him. And I says you're a special part of this world. Just like the tomatoes.
2006-07-30 01:17:03 · answer #2 · answered by Jumpin Monkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. : Woody Allen
May West is always inspiring!
Here is one:
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn't rain "
From the Great Einstein:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
2006-07-30 01:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well just remember your strong and you survived your bad night. One time when my son was little he went up to an old man and asked where all his hair was. And another time my daughter told me that when I kissed her she licked her lips and swallowed so that way it would go straight to her heart. I hope that little story put a smile on your face cause it did to mine. I hope you sleep well and have happy dreams.
2006-07-30 01:30:14 · answer #4 · answered by babieshay27 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're beautiful and I have never seen a young women that looks as gorgous as you do. You put a smile to my face....How about that?
2006-07-30 01:13:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well from you're pic you look pretty cute...so someone as beautiful as you should never have to go through a bad night
have a good night and sweet dreams
2006-07-30 01:14:37 · answer #6 · answered by mtugodfath3r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r a child of god who is loved. u r blessed beyaond what u know! Smile and be happy u r alive!
2006-07-30 02:59:13 · answer #7 · answered by lizardlover150 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes less to smile then frown he's not worth it.
2006-07-30 01:14:11 · answer #8 · answered by grams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have your health, you are obviously a beautiful woman, dont be discouraged darling :)
2006-07-30 01:13:33 · answer #9 · answered by umbralumis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i lean in and kiss you :D you didnt say make YOU smile, you sd put a smile on your face. i did, my own smile ;o) MUAH
2006-07-30 18:34:56 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Spock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋