go to the pharmacy when it's crowded and ask for anti itch cream for my mid section really loud. the more uncomfortable they get, i get more descriptive. example conversation;
"I'm not embarrassed. It happens, just the spreading. My stomach is getting rough and chapped like....you know...down there and I'm scarred of the discharge......No I cant go to the doctor I'm more scarred of them. Just tell me what isle you got some good "generic" cream to kill whatever that is on my groin and I'll be fine.....oh yeah, band aids too. I've been picking the dry spots and the bleeding is ruining all my boxers. Maybe I should sit in a public pool and let the chlorine dry me out?"
2006-07-29 20:46:36
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answered by deleted 4
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it depends on what times it is in the day it's more like jump on my boyfriends back and run around the store yelling at night just make out n the middle of the aisle.
2006-07-29 18:11:22
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answered by Butterfly 13 2
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Pushing every freaking button on the toy aisles and putting toilet paper in unreachable places! Haha! It's fun!!
2006-07-29 18:13:31
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answered by Anonymous
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play football with giant plastic easter eggs... and put on bike helmets.. those 2 people jump into 2 shoppings carts.. and have 2 friends push them towards each other... kind of a game of chicken.......
2006-07-29 18:10:56
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answered by Honey J. Valentine 4
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My hubby plays basketball in the store LOL i just walk the other way when a worker tells him he cant do that.
2006-07-29 18:11:54
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answered by Anonymous
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I used to work there. Thats crazy.
2006-07-29 18:14:35
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answered by Anonymous
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pushing and riding the trolley along the aisles (like a skateboard).
2006-07-29 18:10:25
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answered by san_pellegrino 4
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put a carton of condoms in my Grandma's shopping cart
2006-07-29 18:27:04
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answered by SunnyD 1
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turn on all the radios .
2006-07-29 18:10:17
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answered by niles25_14 5
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