2006-07-29 17:22:11 · 17 answers · asked by DmanLT21 5 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
There are a few simple steps that MUST be taken when a possibly deadly spider is crawling up your arm. They are:
1. Talk to the spider gently. Tell the spider you are not ready to die, that you haven't finalized your will, and that you were looking forward to years of fruitful, righteous life.
2. Next, paste a porn mustache to your face and attempt to hit on the spider. Choice line: "Hey baby, I hear you eat Musca Domestica for breakfast. How would you feel about a little taste of Homo sapien?"
3. The spider will then resist your moves, because arachnids are usually very prone to the effects of reverse psychology. The last thing the spider will want to do is lick you, let alone BITE you.
4. The spider will try to let you off easy, and will even take your number and tell you that he will call you, but the truth is, he never will. Thus, your misadventure with the spider will come to a sad but fortuitous conclusion.
2006-07-29 17:33:46 · answer #1 · answered by ear help! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
flick it off and if it bites you call 911. .
better yet, get ready to call 911 first, and then flick it off. .
or, if you're really paranoid, get in the car, drive to the emergency room, and go in there with it on your arm. Maybe they'll know what kinda spider it is.. and be able to help if it bites. .
remember, if you flick it off, and it bites you in the process, and you lose it and don't know what kind of spider it was. . it will make it a lot harder for the emergency people to help you if they don't know what kind of spider it was
2006-07-29 17:26:35 · answer #2 · answered by Wayne A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blow on it...in the film "Arachniphobia" they used air to move the spiders where they wanted them for the film...you can get a cup or something close like a piece of paper and blow on the spider to send it in the direction of the object once you get it on the paper or in the cup...put it outside!
2006-07-29 22:23:52 · answer #3 · answered by Kelly + Eternal Universal Energy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smash it. No mercy for the spider.
2006-07-29 17:25:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep.....when nothing else to do I start around page 6 and work backwards.
2016-03-27 06:35:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to get it off you immediately.
2006-07-29 20:04:20 · answer #6 · answered by schizophrenic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sucks to be you right now! Good Luck!
2006-07-29 17:25:20 · answer #7 · answered by drinkupmehearties 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OFF OF ME RIGHT NOW. JUST FREAKIN HIT THE THING AND SMASH IT.
2006-07-29 17:26:11 · answer #8 · answered by What!? No Way!? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol most ppl swat them off then step on them to kill them... or you could just let it bite you!
2006-07-29 17:25:50 · answer #9 · answered by shelleyluvzboyz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let 'em bite....you could be Spiderman, and what's wrong with that? :)
2006-07-29 17:27:06 · answer #10 · answered by lesliegstoops 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋