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i would seriously like to know why birds can fly but i cant. maybe if i make a cape outta a sheet i could be like superman and fly.....

2006-07-29 17:00:10 · 36 answers · asked by a squeegee person 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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that sounds as if it might work. but don't forget to wear your underwear outside of the tights.
and yeah i wish i could fly to. this traffic is killin' me.

2006-07-29 17:15:24 · answer #1 · answered by A.I. 3 · 0 0

Look, it would be wonderful to fly but unfortunately humans were not designed to do that. What you can do instead:

Jump from a plane (parachuting cost about 300). Its awesome and you feel like your intestines are going to get out.....

Try bungi jumping. After that I guarantee you you wont want to fly anymore.

As a kid I always had dreams about flying and feeling the air in my face. It was wonderful. However, when I grew up I stopped dreaming and my ability to fly was lost. Then I went to a beach that has a high cliff and along with a couple of friends jumped into the sea. That helped me out with the feeling. The couple of seconds that you last in the air are really nice, specially when you control the excitement and move into positions in the air.

2006-07-29 17:12:46 · answer #2 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0 0

Listen carefully -- you cannot fly because God did not give you wings! Birds cannot talk because God didn't give them voice boxes -- and they're not complaining!

Seriously, if you are worried about this, you may need to speak with a therapist.

2006-07-29 17:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by Ifeelyourpain 4 · 0 0

First off your not peter pan, so i doubt that is going to happen any time soon.
And 2nd birds have wings, fish have fins. Men look to the sky and say how can i fly to!

2006-07-29 17:28:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Leave the sheet on the bed, book a flight, and don't go bird watching.

2006-07-29 17:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by divabylaw 3 · 0 0

Birds are aerodynamic while humans are not. We're big, heavy things!
Birds have hollow and light bones and um... wings! We have big bones, and fat, and a terrible body for flying puposes.

2006-07-29 17:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by Kiri 4 · 0 0

only in the movies he pretends to fly but it's not for real,he is tied into a string,and the back ground moves,and with all the cameras it looks like he is flying,but he is really standing still,every thing else is moving,the movies is for entertainment only not for real.

2006-07-29 20:36:22 · answer #7 · answered by what is the good word? 4 · 0 0

bird bones r hollow and they r light....if you want to fly, get a glider or book a flight on a plane. the cape thing don't work....leads to broken bones.

2006-07-29 17:03:16 · answer #8 · answered by who be boo? 5 · 0 0

Birds don't weigh 100 plus pounds!!

2006-07-29 17:04:51 · answer #9 · answered by Muggle 3 · 0 0

Eat a quart of pinto beans and stand next to a lit candle. Good luck, and always wear a helmet!

2006-07-29 17:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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