What is the most......?

Question

embarrasing thing that happened to you? The most funniest one wins ten points!

LOL! Keep on answering!!!! I love cracking up!

Answer 1

I don't drink alcoholic beverages because I get drunk real fast on very little, and do very strange things.

One day had a real bad headache and thought drinking a bit of Boonesberry Strawberry Hill wine would make me feel better????

I was young.

Anyway, I drank almost the whole bottle, and started calling everybody whose number I knew, and told them my dog had fleas. Then I opened the phone book and started calling perfect strangers. Then I started making up phone numbers, and, somehow I got through to a gentleman in Scotland.

When I sobered up, and recalled what I had done, my face was soooo red with embarrassment because not only did I make all these calls, but I did not own a dog!!!!!!

Oh meeeee.......

Answer 2

I was "dressing" up one day, bored, and I started playing with my handcuffs. Well, I locked then on my wrists behind my back, but one of my hands was pointing the wrong way and I couldn't get the key in the lock to release myself. I tried for a half hour and I started panicing because my arms were getting tired and my one hand was going to sleep. So I had to call 911 and get the police to come let me loose. I am so happy they were professionals; they didn't crack asmile while they were there or say anything mean.

Answer 3

I was a foreman of a paving crew and the job was to go to 31st St. N. & Bdwy. and we have a 31st St. S. that is a major thouroughfare with a light at that intersection so that's where I sent the crew with all the equipment and then called in on the company radio asking where the job was? My boss asked if I was at 31st St. N. ?
I was like....uhhh....o.k. I'll call you back in a half hour or so. That was one pretty good one.

Answer 4

the most embarrasing thing that i've done was probably all of them first i fell back when i was in a chair at school and then someone tried to pull a chair out so that i could fall (and it happened) then i was always falling at school!!! so that's all of my embarrasing stories.

Answer 5

Ok, the one my man refuses to let me forget......
He was giving up smoking and chose to chew on Switzer Sweet Cigars instead. Having never tried one, I asked what it tasted like, he said Cherry. While driving to dinner that night, he said to try the cigar and handed it to me. One taste and I immediately handed it back making all kinds of noises of disgust. While standing in line at Boston Market moments later, I said to him in a rather loud voice, "I can't believe you made me put that nasty thing in my mouth." He started laughing and all the men in line around us just started giving him a thumbs up sign and lots of high fives! Personally, I wanted to crawl under a table!

Answer 6

I know this is childish, but I was in eleventh grade, and I had a huge crush on this guy. I would write his entire name on sheets of paper, and stick them in my book. One day I let him borrow my book, and his friend found them. He was like "whose book is this" and my crush was like "L****'s, why?" and his friend was like "because of this" and he showed him the paper. the guy just looked at me and smirked. I quickly excused myself from the room. Later, he handed be back my book, and gave me another smirk. I was quite embarrasing at the time. Now I laugh.

Answer 7

I went to the bar with a bunch of friends after loosing some weight and I wore a skirt...my underware fell down while I was dancing...and I tripped because it was around my ankles...I wanted to die!!!

Answer 8

My mom walked in on me auditioning the finger puppet. Things just weren't the same after that.

Answer 9

i was in class and i had just bought this awsome outfit and all of the sudden it ripped it was fake g-unit cloths well i had to wear school coths for the rest of the day

Answer 10

I farted in front of my bf