My friend Sherry told me that they have a thing that they stick in your noony, and it can tell how many guys you've had sex with by the amount your noony is stretched. Where can I have this done? I lost count a couple of years ago, but it was well over 300 then. Since then, I've started my job cleaning the bathrooms at the bus station, and I've had sex with 2 or 3 guys a night. But, that's mostly oral. Will my gynecologist have this device?
2006-07-29 13:51:20 · 22 answers · asked by Cornfunkel'sGhost'sGhost 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
The device you need is called a "HAND GRENADE" its available from all good military surplus stores. Simply insert into your noony, pull the pin, and you will have the answer in about 5 seconds
2006-07-29 13:58:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If your friend Sherry told you it would feel good to jump off a bridge would you believe her? That is the STUPIDEST thing I have EVER heard. Considering your numbers are (supposedly) as high as they are, what the hell do you care at this point. You obviously have no self respect for yourself, why start now and why do you care? What you Gyno WILL have is some thread and a needle, that doc should sew that thing up to prevent the spread of something nasty! Noony? Is that a 'hooka' term?
2006-07-29 20:57:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have seen some of the questions you have asked, tell me how long does it take you to come up with them you are either sick or crazy, by the way how did sea world go? (Ha). Also, instead of having your noony checked you should get tested for STD's asap. Your scary
For all of you who have not checked out her questions for the day you should, shes just crazy
honey, do you have a mental problem?
2006-07-29 23:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by Katrina Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just disgusting! Do you have any self respect left? From the sounds of it you probably have no noony ( craziest name I have ever heard for a vagina) left, and I also wouldn't be shooked if you have or have had a few infestations of your noony!
2006-07-29 20:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by str8tequila80 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was want to go on record here in front of God and the whole Yahoo world;
I think you are the most creative questioner in this whole system. NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE comes up with consistantly unique and novel questions like you do.
Some people just don't get it.
I bow to both you ...AND your used up noony.
2006-08-01 23:08:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you can't. I've been with at least 400 men, and I can't tell. My, um, "noony" is still little and pretty.
2006-07-30 16:46:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is untrue, it only measures the number of men you having sex with at any given moment, It never caught on because it is easier just to look down
2006-07-29 20:58:40 · answer #7 · answered by gobobgo55 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baby you need HELP!!! Seriously go out and look for some....i dont want to be mean but you need help with A LOT of things....go and look....their are PLENTY of people to give you a lending hand. Oh and why is it so important for you to know how many men you've slept with? Do you want to brag about what a skank you are? If thats the case..ok..you present yourself however you please. GOODLUCK
2006-07-29 22:20:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your friend Sherry is wrong. But, the real question is: Why the hell don't you know how many people you have had sex with? WHORE!
2006-08-01 08:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by ms.melancholy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will measure your noony.
2006-07-29 20:54:45 · answer #10 · answered by DC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋