What's the funniest thing, or most humiliating thing that's ever happened to you?

Question

Share some stories!!!

Answer 1

In swimming class, in high school, I dove in with my bathing suit on and came up out of the water with in down around my belly. The guys loved it, but I just wanted to die.

Answer 2

Well, my oldest son when he was 12 used to go around pulling his shorts and showing his bear *** and farting in ever victims bear face.
Very Nasty! Well, one morning the entire family were in the Living room watching a "Flick", when I felt a stiring (like gases) in my stomach...
I told myself here comes my revenge... I stepped in front of my child, pulled my pants...
shoved my hairy *** inches from his face...
"KA-BOOM"....I heard everyone screamed...
I turned looked at astonished faces of my wife and my children...looked at my victim...
"to my dismay"...I sprayed my son with Diarrea!!! The entire wall behind him, made the outline of his Head. Till this day, I have not stop saying: "I am Sorry!" That day he learned a valuable lesson...and his father as well.

Answer 3

Funniest, first: I once, walked around all day with my skirt all tucked-in, the back of my chonies, I kept wondering why I kept feeling a draft, back there.......But, I caught it in time to not be "Humiliated, by anyone, I know", however, I was "Blushing, anyway", even by myself, in the parking lot getting in my car"....Humiliating: When I trusted my first boyfriend, to take our Best-friends fiancee' home, only too catch them in bed together, later on that evening, and when I told our "Best-Friend" about it, he didn't believe me, and they all acted, like the joke was on me!! He later broke off the Engagement tho. And I got to kick her A--, while my boyfriend was trying to pull his pants on, and pulll me off of her at the same time, that part was Hilarious!! Especially when, he noticed, the next morning his tires were flat, and saw me across the street, and said, "Who sliced my tires? It was you, hoh? I was working for a yarn company at the time, and always kept my scissors in my purse, so when he said that, I took them out of my purse and held my hand in the air & yelled!! Snip-Snip!! And as he was pulling away, all his hub-caps, started falling-off, of his car!! Rolling down the street, he had too double-park, just too chase after his hub-caps, and I didn't even slice his tires, I just let the air-out, of them,!!! And what "Pleasure I took in seeing his expression, when he saw his car, and had to be at work!!! I normally am not the type to do such things, but I was doing for my "Best-Friend" too........And believe me, he deserved it !!! He thought he could have his cake & eat it too.....Serves him , right...And our Best-Friend, thanked me, a couple years later, for doing what I did. ..And told me, I was too good for him, and I told him the same about his fiancee' we both agreed they deserved one another, because, they both slept around alot !!!

Answer 4

This one time in 7th grade this girl pulled down my pants in the middle of the hallway!