my friend was eating dinner with her boyfriends entire family, and they were talking about some friends in Australia. Apparently they were not enjoying the fact it was winter there, and my friend said "at least it's Christmas there soon" It was July. She said everyone just fell silent and she wanted to die on the spot.
2006-07-29 12:50:01 · 11 answers · asked by rachel 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I have a couple...a lady came into my office, she was 'normal' looking in every way except she had a protruding belly...I asked when she was due?...she replied she was not pregnant. OUCH!
On another occasion in late December, I was in a lady's office and trying to make conversation, I asked if she had completed her Xmas shopping?...she replied she was a Muslim. OUCH!
2006-07-29 12:56:29 · answer #1 · answered by homerunhitter 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shopping in ASDA recently looking for exfoliating mits, couldn't find them, so I asked the assistant, "do you sell exfoliating mits" She gave me a really weird look and I thought whatever. Then I noticed my daughter was wetting herself laughing apparently I had asked the assistant "do you smell exfoliating mits" We had to leave the shop as we couldn't stop giggling.
2006-07-31 10:13:15 · answer #2 · answered by bookwormaddict 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I told the man that I love that the lowest point in my life was the day I met him, and then I didn't get to finish what I was going to say which was he helped me and it turned out to be a major turning point in my life and he is one of the best things that has happened to me.
2006-07-29 20:30:46 · answer #3 · answered by Marie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O, ya. One time i was visiting my friend at her work at a restaurant and she was out of those little shite cups that you put ketchup in, so of course i was going to tell her.
I said, from across the room, in a really loud voice, "Hey, Tara, you're out of Condom cups!" instead of condimENT cups. Everyone in the retaurant turned around and STARED at me. it was horrible then , but now i just look back and laugh.
2006-07-29 19:56:53 · answer #4 · answered by Who, Me?? ...I'm Lost... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in a hotel and I went to the bar, the girl behind had a large bump in her belly, I said " When is it due", she said 3 years ago....ouch! I seriously meant it to be a nice question!
2006-08-02 02:43:41 · answer #5 · answered by KJRainforth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only about every day....
Funny story, a friend of mine ended up saying almost exactly the same thing.
2006-07-29 19:53:37 · answer #6 · answered by snake_girl85 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the time but who doesn't!!! I had been in a bad mood one day and someone asked me how I concieved my twins... I told them it was a buy one get one free day!
2006-07-29 20:03:08 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I don't know about you, but I don't usually say stupid things on purpose.
But accidentally? Yes.
Can't remember one off the top of my head though.
2006-07-29 20:03:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not mine but i'll tell you anyway...
my mate and i work weekends in a restaurant. there was a work party of girls in one night. one says loudly to them all 'i heard a joke today...pick an even number between one and ten'
'five' shouts one of them. you could have heard a pin drop!!
tee hee hee
2006-07-29 20:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the time, thats the fun part
2006-07-29 20:05:06 · answer #10 · answered by morna17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋