At the moment, mine are Goon and Nob!
2006-07-29 12:48:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Ifiwasinterested, what about "You have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle" ? I love that one! lol
2006-07-29 23:12:00 · update #1
lol.... i said goon weeks ago to CC, Londoner and Dandy and they all thought i was crazy... i love knobjockey, muppet, dickwad ... wankkstain yuk yuk yuk
2006-07-29 22:47:39 · answer #1 · answered by Sharky Vl 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're like rainman without the math.
If you get any dumber I'll have to water you twice a week
Your mama is so fat that she jumped in the air an got stuck
Dee da dee
2006-07-29 19:55:45 · answer #2 · answered by eastern_mountain_outdoors 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobs a good 'un. Mine would be either,f****ing tw*t,or you're a c**t" I hate that word,and only use it when someone really deserves it, which thankfully, isn't that often.
2006-07-30 01:27:55 · answer #3 · answered by cc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you were born you were so ugly that the midwife slapped your face.
you've got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
my favourite words are 'gomeral' and 'spangle'. they both mean 'idiot'.
2006-07-29 20:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a face like the surface of the moon.
or
You are fuckin fishmonger! Why? Because your selfish
2006-07-29 20:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by Gar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your so skinny you look like a toothpick without the wood.
2006-07-29 19:51:44 · answer #6 · answered by Rick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scrote(as in scrotum) is one I like, also torn hole and slack boz are another 2 from the same family...
2006-07-30 10:33:03 · answer #7 · answered by rab333 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your rectum.
2006-07-30 06:58:42 · answer #8 · answered by ADRIAN H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everyday- what a f-in dumbass
insulting jokes-Yo momma is so fat, when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips.
(It's from some TV show or movie..maybe MTV...that was just hilarious.)
2006-07-29 19:52:36 · answer #9 · answered by southrngirl2724 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries :)
2006-07-29 19:49:57 · answer #10 · answered by rahidz2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋