The lazy, free-loading, jug-eared freak does nothing except bite my toes, eat, lie around or whine. I think it's time for him to earn his keep. Can anyone suggest a job he could get?
2006-07-29 12:08:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
president of the united states of America , they could have an annoying p u s s y instead of a thick **nt
2006-07-29 12:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by vernvernon66 2 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Let him clean your toilet. First open the fron door to your house. Next take the lazy, free-loading, jug-eared freek of a cat into the bathroom.
Raise the lid and seat on the toilet. (this next part gets a bit tricky). Then quickly shove the cat in the toilet, slam the seat and lid shut and sit on it to hold it down. (don't worry about all the noise coming from inside, the cat really likes it)
After about three minutes of the cat sloshing around in the toilet, get ready... you have to be fast here. Open the lid on the toilet and jump out of the way.
The cat makes a bee line to the front door, you slam it behind him and never look back.
2006-07-29 19:44:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bug catcher my cat Oliver is really good at it ,this summer i have had few fears of spiders or flying moths , bugs or umm un mentionable in my house because of my good old reliable house pale Oliver ,,we had a falling out sometime back and had a talk and we came to the conclusion that he needed to earn his keep and so now his job is to keep the house bug free , hes happy and i can rest easy ,,,,hope that helps they don't require a fee just feed your kitty and besure and keep the litter clean that's your end of the deal ,,
2006-07-29 19:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by Linda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, sticking envelopes is a good place to start.
What about a paper round? They're up early anyway.
Sheepcat for turkeys?
How about dressing him in leather and putting an ad in the personal services classified.
P.ussy Galore
Feline @ss To Rent
Oh, it's too early for this.
2006-07-30 09:23:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a wonderful book that gives many uses for cats and can probably be purchased from Amazon to give you some ideas.
Unfortunately (for the cat) the cat will need to be deceased in order for these jobs to be available to him/her.
Check out: 101 uses for a dead cat.
2006-07-30 06:23:33 · answer #5 · answered by nkellingley@btinternet.com 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mines the same, he owns me, I cant take the humiliation of how he gets JUST what he wants from me.
i feel dirty
... maybe we could go cat counselling together?Mine treats this place like a hotel.
and i SWEAR he tries to trip me when he sleeps on the bottom step of the stairs...hes plotting, i KNOW it...wants in on the insurance for kitty nibbles and unlimited tuna
*looks around with manic eyes*
2006-07-29 19:22:05 · answer #6 · answered by littlestarr02 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did you expect when you got the cat to begin with? Cats are wonderful companions and you should interact more with him/her. My cat and I are best friends and I get so much enjoyment and love from him - you need to educate yourself on how to take care of a cat - I bet you leave it locked up in the house all day and night like a prisoner with nothing to play with and no human contact. PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE PETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-29 19:18:17 · answer #7 · answered by Brad 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Train him to bite loser boyfriends' toes on a whimp or bug annoying strangers with the cat hair.
2006-07-29 19:22:41 · answer #8 · answered by gerlooser 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good description of what cats do, next time get a cuddly toy! and research future pets.... perhaps post the question on here "what are iguanas really like?" (only if you are going to get an iguana as the answers would be no use if you were planning to get a guinea pig!)
2006-07-29 19:14:27 · answer #9 · answered by Laura H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He sounds a lot like my brother-in-law, & he's in middle management in a company that manufactures carports or some such thing. I'm guessing your cat would as good, or better at it than my sister's husband.
Does he have a CV? I could fax it over for you.
2006-07-29 20:19:34 · answer #10 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds normal enough to me.
Cats don't work. They always spend most of the time sleeping or just lying about. I am concerned about the whining though. Perhaps you should take your foot off his tail?
Aaaaah! that's better.
A VET
2006-07-29 19:18:27 · answer #11 · answered by hi_patia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋