2006-07-29 10:32:53 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Your fat daddy.
If you really have to ask this question then you are not old enough to be here.
If you are old enough to be here and still really need to ask this question then you need help and you really are not going to get it from your parents.
Or lastly you are an idiot and you just feel the need for attention.
2006-07-30 16:00:45 · answer #1 · answered by Steve 4 · 3⤊ 5⤋
Mom, Dad, the dog, or either they put the cookies back in the container and you eat them later without knowing that; 'you ate the cookies left for Santa Claus.' That's why Santa Claus does not come to your house anymore! How's that for telling the truth!
2006-07-29 10:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by twinklecomfort 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does it matter who eats your cookies? I am a realist. A user of logic. More so than many people who are just negative and think they are logical. I believe in Santa and pity all those who think of themselves as too mature, too intelligent or too logical to believe in such a fairytale. Santa is the embodiment of all that is good in life. All the things Children should aspire to being and making a part of their lives. Do you think that just because you grow up, these things are no longer important? That you should no longer aspire to them That you shouldn't pass these pure and simple truths on to the next generation? How pitiful that we think just because we have grown up enough to know Mom and Dad buy the presents that go under the tree, That the spirit of Christmas, which is Santa, no longer exists. How many times in this forum have I heard discussed the reasons why the world is the way it is today? To a great extent, it is because people think they are too mature to believe in something as simple and pure as Santa.
2006-07-29 11:06:49 · answer #3 · answered by oldman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus! He eats all the cookies and drinks all the lactose-free milk! Merry(early) Christmas! God Bless Us, Everyone!!!!
2006-07-29 15:23:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa eats the cookies.
2006-07-30 15:18:37 · answer #5 · answered by stone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cookie Monster , Cookie Monster
2006-07-29 10:46:33 · answer #6 · answered by gamemanual 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You did. You were waiting for Santa, found youself a little hungry, and decided to eat some of that cookie. Before you know it, its all gone.
2006-07-29 10:36:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jason 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a Santa Claus...........so leave a few extra cookies this year for thinking otherwise....
2006-07-30 16:10:15 · answer #8 · answered by msjudy58 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homeland Security
2006-07-29 10:38:20 · answer #9 · answered by scary g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Easter Bunny.
2006-07-29 10:36:02 · answer #10 · answered by JeffyB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Boogerman
2006-07-29 10:46:05 · answer #11 · answered by Boogerman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋