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As a openly proud Metro-sexual I want others to know what myself and my brethen believe..To be a Metro-sexual you need to be a beautiful man who loves beautiful women. You also must be a classy dresser and always have the trendiest haircuts. And I'm that on all counts but to my dismay there are many misconceptions and lies about Metrosexuality how can I clear them?

2006-07-29 10:28:53 · 10 answers · asked by Italian Stallion 2 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

I think I'm going to petition for Metrosexual Awareness month

2006-07-29 10:36:33 · update #1

10 answers

First of all, you need to come up with your own flag...can't have the rainbow flag, the homosexuals took that one already. Maybe a flag with like, tweezers and wax and hair products and stuff? Next, you need to organize a parade and invite all proud metrosexuals to don their dandiest outfits and march with you...get it sponsored by your local metrosexual salons and spas, fitness facilities, and designer stores. Contact your local assemblyman regarding metrosexual rights. Petition Hollywood to come out with more movies depicting positive images of metrosexuality in the media. Create a website for metrosexuals to connect with one another. Good luck!!

2006-07-29 14:39:28 · answer #1 · answered by NA 6 · 1 0

Metrosexual or Ubersexual? How to Spot the Difference

* Both are passionate, but the uber is passionate about causes and

principles, while the metro is mostly passionate about himself

* The uber spends more time grooming his mind than his hair

* Both treat and respect women as equals, but the uber considers other

men, not women, his best friends

* The uber is more sensual and not at all self-conscious; he doesn't need

other people to tell him he's sexy -- nor does he plan his errands

around which shop windows offer the best reflection

* The metro gets design tips from the Fab Five; the uber gets them from

his travels and interest in art and culture

* The uber knows the difference between right and wrong and will make the

right decision regardless of what others around him may think; the metro

knows the difference between toner and exfoliant -- and worries that

he's using yesterday's brand

Here, in reverse order, are the top ten men JWT says embody everything

uber:

10. Jon Stewart: He is outspoken without regard to what other people think

(as evidenced by his skewering his hosts during this year's

Advertising Week). He is supportive of women and pokes fun at himself

in a self-deprecating way.

9. Guy Ritchie: His masculinity is unquestioned even though he's married

to one of the world's top music icons. (In fact, gravitating toward

strong women tends to be an uber trait.)

8. Pierce Brosnan: His James Bond strength was never compromised when we

watched him publicly mourn his first wife (and raise her children). He

has Remington Steele's classic elegance and savoir faire.

7. Ewan McGregor: A handsome, fashionable family man, McGregor is

versatile enough to go from riding his Harley Davidson around the

world to walking the red carpet. He is comfortable in his own

sexuality.

6. Barack Obama: At the DNC, he managed to marry sentimental love of

family with a new face of patriotism. And he looks sharp in a suit.

5. Arnold Schwarzenegger: He journeyed from body builder to mega movie

star to politician, all the while keeping his shoes buffed and hair in

place. He has succeeded in every challenge he's faced, and he has a

Kennedy for a wife.

4. Donald Trump: Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain

about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women

find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.

3. Bill Clinton: A born charmer with Southern roots who is not afraid to

cry. He is a supremely confident, decisive leader. And he has

supremely sexy hands.

2. George Clooney: He appreciates the finer things in life (including his

villa on the shores of Lake Como), and he is strongly bonded with and

loyal to a cadre of male friends. His timeless image has allowed him

to rise from B-sitcoms to box-office hits, some of which he's directed

and/or produced.

1. Bono: He's global, socially aware, confident, and compassionate, and

he commands a huge base of followers who are fans of his music -- and

his humanitarianism. Is it any wonder rumors are swirling about a

Nobel Peace Prize?

http://www.agonist.org/story/2005/10/22/19164/453

2006-07-29 17:34:55 · answer #2 · answered by Stars-Moon-Sun 5 · 0 0

Just because you choose to do things differently than other men does not mean you are categorically different from them and it certainly does not suggest a new sexuality. Your claims do not make logical sense and you can't justify them in a ny real way which is why yo're having problems expressing yourself.

you're just another guy who chooses to cross dress, nothing more, don't try to turn this into a cult or a way of life because life is about so much more than how you choose to behave and separate yourself from others.

2006-07-29 17:36:30 · answer #3 · answered by kingsna 2 · 0 1

Metrosexuals are heterosexual men with the good fashion sense of a gay man.

2006-07-29 19:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 1 0

Sounds like Gigolo awareness to me ?

2006-07-29 17:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

don't forget to have your eyebrows done and a fresh clear manicure, stud.

2006-07-29 18:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 1 0

haha

2006-07-29 17:33:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Frocio! I'm sick of you puffs!

2006-07-29 17:32:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

mtero sexuals are stupid queers! they are not real men!

2006-07-29 17:31:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

.....closet gays

2006-07-29 17:32:48 · answer #10 · answered by saultdebbie 3 · 0 1

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