don't lie- you know you have one...
2006-07-29 10:23:53 · 9 answers · asked by phil manutsac 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
My best pants-crapping story is wnen I was doing deliveries with my dad in a semi truck. He does deliveries around the country. And the pants-crapping accident happened when we were in KANSAS CITY at a truck stop sleeping at night. When all of a sudden I started crapping my pants while I was sleeping and it was too late to get to the bathroom and when I finally got to the bathroom a path of crap led to the bathroom and in the bathroom and when I got to the toilet it was almost done. Everybody that went in that bathroom was grossed out. And I had to throw away my underwear and pants because I crapped them so badly. So this is a true real story that happened when I was with my dad doing the trucking business in KANSAS CITY.
Shane
2006-07-29 10:35:00 · answer #1 · answered by shanebullard20032003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was kitchen manager at (a restaurant) and I must have had something funky. I was standing on the line cooking food, and unfortunately, I did not pass gass. Thank God we had more uniforms in the basement.
2006-07-29 17:29:01 · answer #2 · answered by beca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't have an abortion. They insisted I have it, said they'd take me at gunpoint, I owed it to them, and even they would do it themselves with a coat hanger. I was 32, just finished Nursing School, and was starting a great job at the hospital in the Burn Unit. I had an 8 year old daughter at the time and wasn't married. I got the Sheriff to go with me to get my belongings (I had to get a restraining order in order to get them to accompany me, which I didn't want to do, but wanted the escort because I was afraid of them). I went to a battered women's shelter for 2 nights and on the 3rd day found a place for us to live. Boy was that awful. Mama had said she'd kill herself and my step-father said he'd have a heart attack if I didn't have the abortion. I took my chances and now I have a beautiful 6 year old little girl and am remarried (not to her father though). Before she was born we resolved our differences and all is right with the world. Mama didn't kill herself, and my step-father didn't have a heart attack.
2006-07-29 17:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I got really drunk onve (hence the name) and I thought I was going to fart and i sh1t myself.
I think it was that cheap beer I drank
2006-07-29 17:29:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen you mad, mad Midnight Shitter, I seems like your loose anus is the odd man out in this group.
2006-07-29 17:27:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow up!
2006-07-29 17:26:11 · answer #6 · answered by elk312 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Grow up man
2006-07-29 17:26:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can't think of anything better why not turn in.
2006-07-29 17:27:43 · answer #8 · answered by dot&carryone. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually i have never done that in my adult hood........yet
2006-07-29 17:26:51 · answer #9 · answered by tweetypie88888 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋