2006-07-29 10:10:43 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Perhaps the cat has a concealed weapon, like a knife or maybe a broken bottle. You know how sly these cats can be !
2006-07-29 10:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are You Doing Something To Bug Your Cat?
2006-07-29 17:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by mks 7-15-02 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm if you are cutting your hand and arms on your cat...you had better hope that its just the claws or the teeth..if not get rid of it! That is one possessed cat! Trim the claws and avoid the teeth or take a shower cuz you smell like tuna or something! :-P
2006-07-29 17:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by amandaholes19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because cats are evil and carry around sharp objects with them every where they go so idiots will get cut!
2006-07-29 17:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by flyingbumblebee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real Cats serve one useful function in life...to be waited on, caressed, and in general, destroy all furniture they can in as short a time as possible.
In your case, Take all the broken beer bottles out of the Cat (I assume you mean Caterpillar, as in bull dozer) and you will have an easier time of it.
2006-07-29 17:15:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your cat an Edward Scissorhands Breed Cat? If he is that could be the reason.
2006-07-29 17:17:41 · answer #6 · answered by ruthie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it's not a cat. It's a porcupine. Why do you keep insisting that it's a cat?
2006-07-29 17:14:50 · answer #7 · answered by Lunita del Sol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your cat eats razor blades
2006-07-29 17:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by Bill 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, i think you need some rounded scissors to start. Then, shave the cat.
2006-07-29 17:13:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your cat wants to rearrange your features.
2006-07-29 18:59:04 · answer #10 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋