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I'll die before I go back to prison but I really wanna whack this kid upside the head.

2006-07-29 09:52:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Law & Ethics

14 answers

No of course it is not illegal.
It is a fundamental right to punch emos.
Florida Constitution grants everyone a right to punch EMO kids.
It is as much of a right as voting.
Our forefathers did not die so that some EMO kid could go on people's lawns.

2006-07-29 10:59:19 · answer #1 · answered by hq3 6 · 4 1

Yes. It doesn't matter what type of kid, you can't punch them in the face. Especially if you are over 18. Then that could be child abose and assault.
I geuss since you already been in prison, you knew the answer to that. If that is your thought process, then maybe you should go back to prision. Society has enough miscreants that we do not need anymore out on the street.

2006-07-29 16:59:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

what is wrong with just asking him to stay off your lawn.
in some places you cannot press trespass charges
unless your lawn is posted.
my suggestion is to grow up and realize whacking
someone up the side of the head is never a good idea.
post your property, speak to the kid and if that doesn't
work to his parents. keep your cool. then if that doesn't
work you have a legimitate right to call the police.

2006-07-29 17:02:26 · answer #3 · answered by agedlioness 5 · 0 1

I don't think you can punch a kid in the face anywhere in the U.S, no matter how much you want to. Have you thought of putting up a fence, or talking to the parents of this kid? One positive thought, at least it is not a dog pooping on your lawn.

2006-07-29 16:56:52 · answer #4 · answered by 420Linda 4 · 0 1

He could be a baby and call the police and press assault charges on you. Even if he hits you first, if you hit him back, it's still assault.

I don't blame you though...I know a couple of those emo losers I'd love to tear the heads off of

2006-07-29 16:56:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Call INS. If you are in Florida there's a 75% chance he's illegal.

2006-07-29 16:56:10 · answer #6 · answered by tspbrady 3 · 1 0

What's a EMO kid? Turn the sprinklers on.....maybe their baggy pants will fall down all the way. LOL

2006-07-29 16:56:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yes it's illegal, and you shouldn't punch kids anyway!

2006-07-29 17:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by Dark Witch 2 · 0 1

Whats an EMO. But if he's on your lawn, punch him/her.

2006-07-29 16:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by somebody else 3 · 0 1

Even if it is, do it anyway. If you get caught by tho po, they'll probably just thank you and give you a cookie or something.

2006-07-29 16:57:54 · answer #10 · answered by Like Glue 3 · 1 0

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