I need to get a coach from aylesbury to weymouth direct if possible, any body help?

Answer 1

aint got a clue. what about a train?

Answer 2

The best I can think of is for you to go by coach from Aylesbury to Victoria Coach Station then a coach from there to Weymouth - times, connections and booking you should be able to do online. VCS Telephone [phone] for further information.

Answer 3

No worries!

It just so happens that I am a world famous expert on this very subject. I must admit I'm not too good on getting a coach from Aylesbury to Bournemouth - but to Weymouth? - no problem.

This is what you do.
Next Saturday morning set your alarm clock for 6am.
As soon as it rings, hop out of bed, brush your teeth, have a bite to eat and then dash down to the hall at the bottom of the road. (Oh sorry, I nearly forgot - best get dressed first . . . . )

Stand by the front door and be patient.
The jumble sale is not due to open until 10am but they do let traders in earlier, usually about 9.15am. They get the pick.

As soon as the door opens at 9.15am, dash in and slam it shut after you, thus stopping the traders. Turn to the man who just let you in and tell him that you are working for the charity that raises money for the starving frogs of Western Chad and it is imperative that you get first pick of the goods because 6 of the frogs are about to give birth to their tadpoles.

If you smile nicely (and give him 50p) he will give you 5 minutes.
Rush around the tables until you find your prize - the pair of plastic antique looking pistols that old Mrs Johnstone had hanging on the wall in the hall for 12 years.
They are asking a pound for them but will probably accept 75p.

Now you can slip out the back door and leave the baggy trousers, chipped cup and cracked vase for the others.

As soon as you get home, put on your 3 cornered black felt hat and walk down to the motorway at the other end of town.

Wait until there is a gap in the traffic just before a National Express bus. This is when you jump out, pulling your 3 cornered black felt hat down over your eyes and point your two plastic antique guns that were on the wall of Mrs Johnstone's hall straight at the driver.

When the bus is about 6 feet from you you must shout out, "Stand and deliver!"

Best do it quite loud because National Express buses are quite noisy when they are doing 70-miles-an-hour. And it might just be your rotten luck that it's Jim whose driving and he's a bit deaf.

Of course this is the number 135 National Express service to Dundee but once you've hi-jacked it . . . . well, the world's your oyster really. Even Weymouth.

Okay?

If there's anything else you need to know, you just shine your Slartybartfast torch into the sky and ring your bell.

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Answer 4

Sorry you can't go direct. You can catch Train to Marlebone,then tube to Victoria, then catch a national express coach to weymouth,but will have to change at Bournemouth. OR.......there are a few coaches from Oxford Coach stn (Gloucester Green) to weymouth. to get to Oxford you have to get on a 240 or 260 arriva bus,from aylesbury bus stn. think they run every hour!

Answer 5

Try:

http://www.nationalexpress.com/home/hp.cfm

I typed in Aylesbury and it didn't provide any responses, but it did find weymouth. You might need to choose another starting point. Sorry I can't be more helpful :-(

Answer 6

Coach 703, by Heyfordian

http://www.carlberry.co.uk/rfnshowr.asp?RN=BC703A

Answer 7

DHL will pick up and deliver furniture.

Answer 8

pardon?

Answer 9

www.nationalexpress.co.uk or www.gobycoach.com

Answer 10

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