Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the chicken cross the beach?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
2006-07-29 09:21:59 · 26 answers · asked by sam 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
To get to the other side! You must be Blond!
2006-07-29 09:29:04 · answer #1 · answered by Bill H 2 · 5⤊ 7⤋
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
To get the chicken of course!
2006-07-29 16:26:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
2006-07-29 16:26:20 · answer #3 · answered by momof9 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The chicken crossed the road because it saw you and wanted some breasts...chicken breasts.
2006-07-29 16:26:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road while heavy traffic?
A: ?! DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE !
2006-07-29 16:33:02 · answer #5 · answered by luv_mornings 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
well, with the way traffic is nowadays, probly to commit suicide
2006-07-29 16:25:33 · answer #6 · answered by UnderGroundJesTer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So it could get smashed like a pancake by speeding cars and trucks.
Dumbass chicken.
2006-07-29 16:31:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
They were all stapled to the roosters that were crossing the roads.
2006-07-29 16:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
To get to the other side.
to find a mate?
i little kid chased it.
to get fried in the sun?
it was the chickens day off.
lol...AM I RIGHT?!
2006-07-29 16:26:34 · answer #9 · answered by killer queen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All for the sake of oil.
(The chickens work for Haliburton)
2006-07-29 16:27:10 · answer #10 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to get to the possum on the other side
he wanted to run with the swine[so the Muslim would'nt eat his a##]
to get on the merry go-round
how eles could he get to the water
so he could eat the chicken & possum[duuuh]
happy day old geezer
2006-07-29 16:29:26 · answer #11 · answered by Charles W 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋