Tell your story...?

Question

People tell me I have a story for everything, so now it's your turn. 10 points to the best story! (about anything...)

Answer 1

One Wish



A married couple, in their early 60s, was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, ''for being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.''

''Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband'' said the wife.

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! – Two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well, This is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.''

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! – The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female.

Answer 2

People who are afraid easily, run away.

my cousin's cousin's wedding was held on the Queen Mary. My two cousins, dad, and sis were exploring. We got in the elevator and pressed a button. We went to the bottom floor of the QM, not the floor we chose. Still on the QM, we were walking up some stairs. At the end of the stairs there was a dark room. It was set up for a banquet or something. I heard the wedding song. Everyone with me did too. But there were no speakers in sight...

Sometimes I see people out of the corner of my eye. Once I saw a man dressed in a beige WWII outfit, hat and all. He was looking at a old car that was really there. The man looked like my uncle, who died at WWII...

Answer 3

Once upon a time, this weird person asked a random question in the magical realm of Yahoo! Answers. Then, the fairy princess Coffeekitten13, got 2 points for answering because she had nothing better to do with her time. Then everyone died. The end.

Answer 4

It's kind of scary.One time,school had ended and me and my friend went threw the back door.We were walking and there was some dirt on my shoes so I told her to stop that I need to do something.I bent and I was cleaning my shoes when suddenly from the corner of my eye I saw a boy with ripped clothes I looked at him quickly.I told my friend,look at the little boy with the ripped clothes.She said where as she looked around but saw nothing.I said he was right there then I got scared.As we walked away from the school,I saw him near the fence looking at me.Then we both heard some weird music coming from somewhere but we didnt see from where and then we both ran away quickly.That was scary.

Answer 5

She stalked him down the street, keeping him just in sight. Tonight she would get him!
"Oh Yes! Tonight!" she muttered under her breath.
He stops at the corner and she slides up to him. Smiles and says, "Why Mr. Morrow, it is you!" in a false cheery voice.
She reaches into the folds of her overcoat and pulls a nine inch blade. She begins to stab and stab and stab, all the while screaming "Over due, over due, over due!"
As the light begins to fade from his eyes, Bob Morrow wishes he had returned the book to the library on time.
He hadn't realized how mad a librarian could get.

Answer 6

The Nun teaching church school was speaking to
her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question,
"When you die and go to heaven... which part of your body goes first?"

Mary raised her hand and said, "I think it's
your hands."

"Why do you think it's your hands"? Mary
replied, "...Because when you pray, you hold
your hands together in front of you and God
just takes your hands first!"

"Oh what a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."

The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and
Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her
legs straight up in the air and she was screaming,
"O God, I'm coming!"
If Daddy hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her."

The Nun fainted.

Answer 7

One time my grandmother talked me into playing volleyball at a family reunion, even though I wanted to read (someone else's copy of) Harry Potter. I didn't regret it, at least until I won for my team and they hugged me (on my sunburned shoulders).

Answer 8

well one time me and my friends we're babysitting and we are crazy, so we decided to have a screaming contest, and, well, i think none of us won, cuz we both lost our voices. and anther time, me and my friend were really little, and we were using one of those butterfly nets to get a butterfly, but it flew away before we could get it, but there was a bumble bee nearby, so we decided to get that instead, well we missed and it chased us down her driveway, it was scary at the time!! lol

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Answer 9

i would if i had 2 aka if it waz 4 skul

Answer 10

i have this cat named jezzibell he loves water isn't that weird so we turn on the water slightly and he purrs like there is no tommorow it is so funny!!!!