ALL NAKED
2006-07-29 08:35:49 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I'd heavily invest in companies that make antibacterial sanitizer wipes and sprays, disposable seat covers, engineered upholstery materials which have antimicrobial properties, etc. Just think about all those bare @rses!
While we're on the topic, here are a few reflections on working naked...
The top ten reasons to go to work naked.
10. No one ever steals your chair.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. It's an inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.
2. You can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
And ... drum roll ... the Number One reason to go to work naked :
1. Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your *** in here by 8:00!" ever again.
2006-07-29 10:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
After a while, not only would nobody notice, but wearing clothes would become sexy, provocative or even obscene.
Piers Anthony wrote a whole set of books using this concept. They are:
1)Split Infinity
2)Blue Adept
3)Juxtaposition
4)Out of Phase
5)Robot Adept
6)Unicorn Point
7)Phaze Doubt
In the story, the majority of the people living on the planet Proton are serfs. It is illegal for a serf to wear clothes at any time. The serfs make up the army, police force, firefighters, cooks, bus drivers, everything. Only "Citizens" may wear clothes, and citizens are the most fabulously wealthy people in the galaxy. Citizens never go out, because they can have anything and everything they want brought to them by the serfs.
Check it out for an interesting perspective on the subject of clothing and nudity
2006-07-29 16:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by devil_bunny_99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over population
2006-07-29 15:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by almondjoy_1000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Euuuuwwwww.
I'd have to invest in a lot of sunscreen and parasols, because I get moles when I go in the sun--moles everywhere! Euuuuuwwww. I have enough already. Bad idea.
2006-07-29 17:16:52 · answer #4 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We'd be too cold in the winter and too sunburned in the summer. And the clothing designers would go out of business.
2006-07-29 16:48:04 · answer #5 · answered by lrad1952 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If we remained pure that would have been so.Shame. I see all fashion designers and models sitting without jobs.And the retailers and shame .Where will my wife spend my money.
2006-07-29 15:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by Snowey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eventually, nobody would notice.
Like nudist colonies... a few gawkers at first, but then mostly people just ignore one another's private parts.
2006-07-29 15:38:37 · answer #7 · answered by mia2kl2002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id get more women coz i put ron jeremy to shame
2006-07-29 15:38:08 · answer #8 · answered by duffdog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would take all the surprise and mystery out of nudity. Eventually, no one will even take notice.
2006-07-30 00:16:22 · answer #9 · answered by I love my husband 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alot of accidents on the roads, and the smell of *** cause of them sweating while working. ewwwwwww lol ugly thought. good we got clothes!!!!
2006-07-29 15:40:32 · answer #10 · answered by yahoo2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋