Scripted answer please. What would it be like if Vegeta took down Simon Cowell?

Question

The funniest scripted answer get 10 pts. No defending Simpleton Simon allowed. Lets make that twit pay for making us suffer with Taylor Epilepticfits and Scary Underpants

Answer 1

Simon: Vegeta, I think you have the personality of what american's call "velveeta cheese".
Vegeta: Ow, that smarts. Take that you cow! (whacks simon with a parrot stand).
Simon: Oh, I am bleeding! I am wounded!
Vegeta: Here you stupid fool, here's a towel. That's it, I'm done. Waiter, another round please and don't be stingy on the limes!

Answer 2

Hey gerbil31603,
Why are you so smart? That's a super question!
When you think about it, isn't it really all about the nature of the sexual attraction that comes from a strong and confident presence?
I look at the way you express yourself and I can tell that you've got a lot of charisma and churning sexuality that really turns a woman on!
Whatever you say is only going to enhance the feelings that you've already unleashed inside of me!
So...Please don't be a tease.
I know you can satisfy...
And I am so ready.


by the way...will u pick this answer as the best. U R sweet if u do! thin~Q vry mch