2006-07-29 07:31:13 · 20 answers · asked by xcrunner3393 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG I HAVE THE BEST JOKE EVER
THIS MADE ME LAUGH FOR A LONG TIME
ok..
why was 6 afraid of 7...
becuase 7 8 9!! hahahahahahahaha
OK so u might not think its funny..
but....it is...
2006-07-29 07:35:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Soap Maker
A minister and a soap maker went for a walk together. The
soap maker said, "what good is religion? Look at all
the trouble and misery of the world! Still there, even
after years--thousands of years--of teaching about
goodness and truth and peace. Still there, after all
the prayers and sermons and teachings. If religion is
good and true, why should this be?"
The minister said nothing. They continued walking until
he noticed a child playing in the gutter.
Then the minister said, "Look at that child. You say that
soap makes people clean, but see the dirt on that
youngster. Of what good is soap? With all the soap in
the world, over all these years, the child is still
filthy. I wonder how effective soap is, after all!"
The soap maker protested. "But, Pastor, soap cannot do
any good unless it is used!"
"Exactly!" replied the minister.
2006-07-29 08:01:58 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not a question, more of an...opprotunity. Ok, here goes.
What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino?
El-if-I-know
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you", and the grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"
An old couple are sitting on the porch swing and the man says to the woman, "You know, I've been thinking. You've been with me through all my bad times. When my brother died, You were there. When my company was taken over, you were there. When they fired me, you were there. When I had my stroke, you were there. And then it hit me. You're bad luck".
How was that? I could keep going, but they just get worse. The ones that are really funny, I can't post on this site.
2006-07-29 07:45:04 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The word "bored" is so overused - an excuse for doing all kinds of silly/stupid/unlawful things. There is always something to do, so go out there and form a new 12-Step Program for those addicted to boredom.
2006-07-29 07:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single bat STANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave.
Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow: "What the heck are you doing down there?"
And the fellow shouts back: "Yoga!"
2006-07-29 07:35:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 blonde chicks in a bar are yelling 57 days yeahhh 57 daysss.. woo hooo we did it in 57 days.. So a guy walks over to them and asks why are you yelling 57 days... they said because we got this puzzle done in 57 days and the box says it takes 4-6 years..
Laugh or I will smack you !!! j/k
2006-07-29 07:36:23 · answer #6 · answered by yournotalone 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Questions, answers….all day long!!
We have no life so we play along.
We answer the stupid, we answer the smart,
We answer question after question. How did this all start?
How did we become so addicted? We’re did we go wrong?
Now our houses stay dirty…we stopped mowing the lawn!!
We can’t sleep at night, we can’t concentrate at work
We live to answer questions to people who act like jerks
We stare at our computers till we go nearly blind
But as long as we can give answers…we don’t really mind
2006-07-29 15:26:56 · answer #7 · answered by berkeleygirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a mother writes a letter to her son studying in uk regarding family developments. she writes that his sister recently gave birth to a child, and since they dont know if it is a boy or girl, they cant say if he (the son) would be an Aunt or Uncle !! lol..
another good one :
a guy fills an application form for a job, and so when he comes to:
" Sex : __ " he writes in Yes, instead of M or F.
" Salary Expected: ___" he writes Ofcourse!
" Address:__" he writes the company's address!
" Blood Group: ___" he writes - i failed the blood test!
hahaha.
lol..
2006-07-29 07:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by coolcman007 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two men hunting and one man says to the other...
"I can see your house from here and your wife is cheating on you with another man!"
The husband says...
"Shoot her in the head and the guy in his privates"
The man with the gun says...
"I can take care of that with ONE shot!"
2006-07-29 07:39:42 · answer #9 · answered by Bella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go see Clerks or Clerks II and stop putting so much pressure on us..gosh!
benjamin
2006-07-29 07:34:42 · answer #10 · answered by kcobain96 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋