2006-07-29 07:17:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
They would be standing on top of a mountain, the sun would be setting. They would be summing each other up, then it would start:
- Van Damme screams and does the splits
- Segal counters by hitting him with a 'Segal-esque' line - "I will kill you before the sun sets".
- Van Damme rips off of his clothes and is wearing some kind of leotard, he procedes to do some press-ups.
- Segal hits him with another line - "What makes a man, a true man?"
- Van Damme ponders this, stands up and do the splits whilst standing - oh, and lets out another scream.
- Segal ties his hair back and starts moving his hands really slowly, really slowly, even slower, sloowwweeer, slow motion, he's swimming in slow-motion whilst squinting his eyes and trying to look all-knowing at the same time (this is one of his super-moves).
- Van Damme's having none of this - he lets out a terrible scream "nooooooooooooooooooeee" (just like in Kick-boxer when he found out that Tom-Poe had slept with May-Ling). He starts jumping in the air doing spinning back kicks around Segals head - not connecting though - just showing off (his special move).
In the end they become pals - Van Damme advises Segal how to firm up a little bit and Segal lends Van Damme his hair-care products, they decide that they will try to revive their careers at the same time by co-starring in a new movie called 'Kick Boxing on Deadly Grounds'.
It's all about a tired kick-boxer called Pier (Van Damme) who is trying to fight global warming, he is taught by a wise Shaman who lives at the North Pole and goes by the name of Long-Hair-Slow-Hands (Segal) - lalalalalala - they save the day.
2006-07-29 07:59:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Jean Claude Van Damme for his moves, and he's just out and out sexy. Steven Seagal for his action. Except Seagal runs like a girl.
2006-07-29 18:18:30 · answer #2 · answered by wolflady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jean Claude Van Damme.
2006-07-29 07:23:45 · answer #3 · answered by sugar n' spice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steven Seagal
2006-07-30 07:51:49 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jean Claude Van Damme macho man..
2006-07-29 07:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by Rock Star 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steven Seagal. At least he's trying to ressurect his career. Where the hell is Van Damme?
2006-07-29 14:38:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seagal of course!! Van Damme is ok, but ever since he punched out a snake in one of his movies I have a hard time taking him seriously.
2006-07-29 07:20:31 · answer #7 · answered by Syeira 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to Jean,for the simple reason, steven seagal,bugs me. Also my brother met Jean,so in a way I have too!
2006-07-29 07:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by cc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
van damme more manly than seagal. van damme is more attractive. i like the musle actor if he played in action movie. seagal has the big stomach like a pregnant woman.
2006-07-29 07:23:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young Steven Seagal. His movies are better for one thing.
2006-07-29 11:40:56 · answer #10 · answered by The Mick "7" 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋