2006-07-29 06:26:24 · 9 answers · asked by rubydogsgreen 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?
This Joke is brought to yoy by PETA: People Eating Tasy Animals.
Seriously, I love vegetarians. They're DELICIOUS!
Thankyew, thankyewverymuch. I'm playing at the Chuckle Hut the rest of the week....
2006-07-29 06:35:07 · answer #1 · answered by F. Frederick Skitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
Did you hear about the two peanuts on the subway?
One was assaulted.
2006-07-29 13:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by MrPurrfect 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, there's a snail. He goes to a car dealership to buy a car. He buys a Z-car. But he tells the dealership he wants all z's changed to s's. The dealership does as he asked. Next week, the snail got his car. When he drove it down the road, he went super fast. Everyone who saw his car zoom by said, "Wow! Look at that S-Car-Go!
Get it? Escargot?
2006-07-29 13:32:32 · answer #3 · answered by Rice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
2006-07-29 13:30:52 · answer #4 · answered by Tiffany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:Y iz 6 afriad of 7?
A:Cuz 7 8 9.
U get it???lol
2006-07-29 13:36:52 · answer #5 · answered by --»vann<3♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
santa taken plumber with her while going for exam u know why.......
coz he heard paper is leaque(ques paper out before sitting)
2006-07-29 13:33:55 · answer #6 · answered by Sumit T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you hear about the accident on the bus?
a lady had her eye on a seat....and somebody sat on it!!!!!!!
aaaaaaahhhahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-07-29 13:36:29 · answer #7 · answered by A Pirate's Life For ME ;) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what ticks on walls
ticky paper
2006-07-29 13:31:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what ticks on walls
ticky paper
2006-07-29 13:29:28 · answer #9 · answered by lisa s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋