For example: "Yes, you do look fat in that."
The pithiest and/or funniest answer gets the ten points. Go Yamsters!
2006-07-29 06:07:41 · 18 answers · asked by ? 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
you should never tell your best friend that her husband is fine.
2006-07-29 06:11:51 · answer #1 · answered by Pussycat 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes I agree you should never tell someone they are fat. Also you should never tell someone how to raise their own kids.
you should never tell your best friend that her husband is fine
Damn your so fat! Why don't you lose weight tubby?! (to an anorexic or bullemic person
your so fat that if they drop you it means the end of the world for us
to your best friend.
I had sex with your girlfriend last night.
It was AMAZING.
She was great at.... *goes into exact details*
u should never tell someone theyre ugly, the sex was horrible, their baby is ugly, etc.
also never stand up at a wedding and say yes i object ( to their getting married)
Telling your boss "You are a total idiot."
2006-07-29 13:17:17 · answer #2 · answered by BrainCracker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my personal top 5:
on 5: Uff, that baby really looks like a 80-year old melted E.T. Congratulations though!
on 4: Yes, nice to meet you. I knew a woman once, her name was also weemaryanne, also from Canada, also asking funny questions on Yahoo, and one day, poofff, she died.
on 3: I saw this thing in the shop, it was so stupid and ugly that i thought "yes, now that's a good present for you"
on 2: Here, i got you a bottle of red wine, hope you like it. Thanks for inviting me, i just hope you don't mind i went to the McDonalds first, right before eating your dinner. You know, after what happened last time...
on 1: Tring...Tring...Hello, is this Johnny's mom? Hi, i'm just calling to tell you his new training-schedule for the tennis-club...What? Dead? Geezz, damnit, next time one of your kids dies, can you please be so kind to inform us of those things??!!?? Any idea how much work it is to make such schedules?? Geezz!
2006-07-29 17:25:54 · answer #3 · answered by Thinx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a pleasure to meet you, ma'am. Here's further supporting documentation for my IRS tax filing. I'm sure you'll be satisfied that everything's in order. BTW, you're such a lovely woman, but that hair color really does make you look like death warmed over. Yes, of course, my bank statements are there. See, down here. Oh my, and your roots are showing.
2006-07-29 13:28:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never is a strong word, Wee. I can think of circumstances under which I would not blame someone for saying, oh, just about anything - even if it wasn't the best thing to say.
But, if we leave out "never" then...
"I can't feel anything."
"No, I don't know wtf you're sayin', but I wish you'd spit it out already." ...For those people that say "youknowwhatI'msayin" after freaking EVERYTHING.
"Mrs. (Significant Other's Mom's Name), this tastes like s***." (said with a s***-eating grin, of course)
You look "tired." (thinly veiled nastiness can be worse than bluntness)
And I can think of a LOT of things that should never be said to a kid - "I wish you were never born", "You're just like your mother/father!", "I hate you!", and so on... but those aren't at all funny.
2006-07-31 06:39:15 · answer #5 · answered by Snark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3. Halloween: Trick or Treat...."eeeeeewwwwwww don't give me those candies,they are so grosse"
2. to say to your parents and grandparents" i'm moving out of this country bcs all the old people here are still some stupid comunist"
1. to enter to your daughter/son room without knoking at the door when she/he is trying to loose her/gis virginty and ask "hi how are doing?"
2006-07-30 03:54:33 · answer #6 · answered by ioana i 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u should never tell someone theyre ugly, the sex was horrible, their baby is ugly, etc.
also never stand up at a wedding and say yes i object ( to their getting married)
2006-07-29 13:13:39 · answer #7 · answered by babygirl100405 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I agree you should never tell someone they are fat. Also you should never tell someone how to raise their own kids.
2006-07-29 13:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by hopeISalive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about "I could never wear anything like that! I would feel like a street walker, but it looks good on you."
2006-07-29 23:46:52 · answer #9 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Yes, Mr. President, that is correct. I think you are a pompous, arrogant, self-absorbed moron."
Probably a bad thing to say.
2006-07-29 14:09:32 · answer #10 · answered by Ponderous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you knew someone that was being unfaithful to his/her wife or husband, you should never tell them, because it could bring dire consequences.
2006-07-29 13:16:58 · answer #11 · answered by ricardocoav 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋