My favorite is when two people want to go someplace so that they can be alone, together. That one always cracks me up.
2006-07-29 03:38:02 · 14 answers · asked by tina m 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Yes, Bush is full of them, amongst other things. One of his greatest..."When we are talking about war, we are really talking about peace"
2006-07-29 03:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 31⤊ 8⤋
Britney Spears wearing a Harvard sweatshirt.
2006-07-29 13:45:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
leisure suit act natural
anarchy rules
almost exactly
constant variable
definite maybe
detailed summary
diverse stereotypes
dry ice
elevated subway
exact estimate
found missing
forced resignation
forever's end
forward lateral
friendly fire
genuine imitation (& genuine replica, etc.)
guest host (and permanent guest host, a rare "triple" oxymoron)
jogging stroller
justifiable paranoia
limited omniscience
liquid gas
living dead
local long-distance
loud silence (& deafening silence etc.)
mandatory option
modest magnificence
only choice
open secret
original copy
plastic silverware
rolling stop (driving)
scatter-hoarder
solid gold plated
stopmotion
sweet sorrow
synthetic natural gas
true lies
virtual reality
wireless cable
working vacation
government checks
civil libertarian
democratic leadership
anecdotal evidence
inductive logic
pretty ugly
2006-07-29 10:44:51 · answer #3 · answered by The Chaotic Darkness 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Locks on 7-11
(because it never closes)
Silent Barber
(also works with dentist
alone together
friendly takeover
safe sex
virtual reality
twelve-ounce pound cake
2006-07-29 13:10:52 · answer #4 · answered by Julian C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Military intelligence
2006-07-29 10:41:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a few for you
plastic glasses
pretty ugly
tight slacks
peace force
silent scream
Government organisation (yeh right)
fine mess
all alone
almost ready
and my favourite:......HEAD BUTT
2006-07-29 10:55:13 · answer #6 · answered by murphy51024 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here and hear
there and their
see and sea
these r some examples i least know about oxymorons
2006-07-29 10:42:48 · answer #7 · answered by Caffeine Tripper 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
jumbo shrimp
military intelligence
Microsoft Works
climb down
2006-07-29 10:44:28 · answer #8 · answered by cybrog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about, "This is the Department of Redundancy Department"?
2006-07-29 10:41:47 · answer #9 · answered by Ms T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jumbo shrimp, peace force, living dead, silent scream, cafeteria food.
http://www.oxymoronlist.com/
Tons of great ones here!
2006-07-29 10:45:55 · answer #10 · answered by pynkbyrd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
journalistic ethics
just hand me the prize now!
2006-07-29 13:49:41 · answer #11 · answered by AardVark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋