ok i found some of these... i think they're funny:
1. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
2. "Show me how you used to spank her."
3. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
4. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
5. "I just got my license today."
6. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
7. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
8. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
9. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
10. "So, does your wife just lie there during sex too?
so cmon, add your own to the list! lol :)
2006-07-29 03:01:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
those r hilarious mine won't be as good: here it goes
The Top Five Things You Shouldn't Tell A Parent
1. your daughter is in great hands.
2. don't worry, i'll be home, drunk or sober
3. did u know all you credit cards are maxed out?
4. your daughter is wonderfully developed
5. This isn't a hickey, it's a .......
Top Three Things you Should Never Do Around A Parent:
1 whistle at the hot babe coming to your school, without realizing it's your girlfriend's mom
2 get caught giving your boyfriend a lap dance
3 makeout or have "playtime"
how do u like those?? i've never done any uv those :)
2006-07-29 03:45:37 · answer #1 · answered by [dANiiE♥♫]™ 5 · 28⤊ 1⤋
5
2006-07-29 03:05:05 · answer #2 · answered by Hawkeye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm doing my Economics project on Inflation and it's relevence and effect on the price of recreational pharmaceuticals.
2006-07-29 03:07:57 · answer #3 · answered by PariahMaterial 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
which you spent your freshman classes money to visit Miami sea coast, have been given a apartment condominium with 3 individuals of the choice intercourse, and could be a dancing bartender! whats up, got here approximately to me!
2016-10-01 05:38:14 · answer #4 · answered by Erika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.. no.. i m not into any of what u listed.. but there is only one thing that i always wanted to say but i cant.. n that is
"sorry mom, sorry dad.. forgive me for always being so rude n always thinking that i always know better.. "
i wanted to say that since i entered in my pre-teen age.. but i dont know what stops me.? maybe i m just alil too shy to admit..
2006-07-29 03:36:42 · answer #5 · answered by Hammad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do babies come from?
Never ask this unless you want to be mentally scarred with the image of your paerents having whoopee!
2006-07-29 03:12:22 · answer #6 · answered by masarapangtitiko 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about your daughter, sir, I brought condoms.
Whoa! You look just like my ex-wife!
2006-07-29 03:11:07 · answer #7 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11. "I see Lenny and his dad wear the same shoe size. Do they have the same size p % n % $"?
2006-07-29 03:10:18 · answer #8 · answered by Brighteyes9541 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i failed in the examinations
i got beaten up by a girl
2006-07-29 03:06:53 · answer #9 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night."
"Your daughter is hot, but your wife does that thing with her tongue."
2006-07-29 03:11:16 · answer #10 · answered by JennaJennaBoBenna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋