My pool and bbq slid off the hill, I had to fire my maid and the illegals I hired to clean up stole all my toilets and took the wheels of my Jaguar. I called FEMA. They never even botherd to call back. Should I apply for welfare first?
2006-07-29 02:09:23 · 5 answers · asked by Dave B 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Surely you jest!
2006-07-29 02:14:01 · answer #1 · answered by ed 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You don't qualify but your maid and the illegals that stole from you are qualified. Aren't you glad you are not in their category.
I know they have some decent qualities but for the most part their belief system does not fit into the US way of thinking.
Instead of trying to understand our way of thinking, they want us to adjust everything to suit them. And, you know what, our limited thinking lawmakers agree with them. I really get so tired of all of this but really I think WE the people have lost out.
2006-07-29 10:39:53 · answer #2 · answered by Lou 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That depends... are you out of work, or is your income less than the maximum allowed? Generally food stamp eligibility is based upon income and liquid assets. If you make below the maximum, and have no liquid assets, you could still have a ferrarri and mansion, and qualify.
2006-07-29 09:18:02 · answer #3 · answered by ceprn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no , you only qualify for foodstamps if you have a child and make less than 30,000$ a year . seeing how you had all those things in the first place im assuming you make much more than that..
2006-07-29 09:16:16 · answer #4 · answered by to whom it may confide 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reckon you should also slide down the hill.
2006-07-29 09:14:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋