are the teletubbies gay ?

Answer 1

As Christmas .Very sad .

Answer 2

No, he's not...Tinky-Winky is an odd one. He's the biggest Teletubby, and he's certainly a gentle creature, often to be seen ambling around Teletubbyland, mumbling to himself, or skipping around holding the now legendary red handbag (or red purse, if you're American) in the bend of his arm. You might also catch him wearing the communal Teletubbyland tutu. So, well, okay; everybody has their own preferences, right? Tinky-Winky's are just a bit less conventional than the norm.

The handbag is a pretty impressive piece of kit, too; if you remember Mary Poppins' bag, you'll know the kind of thing - despite the bag being of average size, we have seen it contain Dipsy's hat (fancy that!), Laa-Laa's ball, and Po's scooter. By then it was too heavy to lift, but still - impressive stuff.

Tinky-Winky is rather clumsy - he falls over rather a lot, and is quite prone to doing silly things - he'll fall into a puddle and get soaked, or he'll fall over and roll down a hill. In the kindest possible sense, he's... well, an oaf. A very kind oaf, but an oaf nonetheless. He's a good guy, though, and a friend to all, and he carries off the coat-hanger aerial pretty well.

Jerry Falwell, the man who brought you the Jewish Antichrist and the gay Teletubby, may have flipped out, but he's not done yet. Recent research into his archives has revealed a host of other children's icons besides Tinky-Winky (who wasn't a gay icon before, but certainly will be now) that the good reverend plans to attack in the future. Here are some examples:

Barney — Not just annoying, Barney is a living symbol of evolutionary theory who also promotes "multiculturalism" through enforced interspecies friendships. Only affirmative action could get a dinosaur with a brain the size of a walnut a spot on a tv show.

Disney's Hercules — Heaven is taken over by a pantheon of pagan deities, the most interesting of which is the satanic Hades, with a yiddish accent no less. If not the devil, certainly inspires worship of that Jewish Antichrist Falwell's been telling you about.

Aladdin — No only Middle Eastern (known to contain Muslims) but the main character is a thief who lives on the streets. Not to mention the obvious symbolism in the "magic carpet ride" the unmarried couple takes.

Woody Woodpecker — Besides the obviously dirty name, this REDheaded enviromental terrorist sabotages good valuable lumber, bringing the logging industry to its knees while using the endangered species act as his liberal shield.

Bugs Bunny — Not only does Bugs cross-dress, but Elmer falls in love even though it is still obviously Bugs. Gay, interspecies, and a penchant for defying the law of gravity we all must live under.

Road Runner — The natural survival of the fittest is placed on its head by the constant escape of the whiny liberal Road Runner, who ignores speed limits and leaves the poor coyote who works so hard and supports the economy by investing in Acme enterprises, to go hungry. Liberal gun laws prevent him from just shooting the beepin' bird.

Oh, please...!!!

Answer 3

i don't know but in mtv's celbrity deathmatch there is a quote like
"it was most inconvenient thing i have ever seen since teletubbies" or something like that
i can remember which fight was but it was a britsh match
And it was so funny
teletubbies was so strange and they were probably gay

Answer 4

How can a puppet be gay? For goodness sakes its aimed at toddlers!

Answer 5

They used to be gay but I dont know about now.

Answer 6

Only if Tthey live in Wilmington N.C.

Answer 7

Yes.

Answer 8

the purple one is he keeps hiting on the red one who happens to be his brother

Answer 9

Only a pervert would think that.

Answer 10

I never even new they had a sexuality!