2006-07-28 23:31:26 · 16 answers · asked by karen 2 in Health ➔ Women's Health
CRAP IN THE BLEEDIN THINGS...
2006-07-29 07:32:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
When she goes out shopping or to work you follow the smell to find their hiding place then you use tongs and rubber gloves and grab them whilst holding them at arms length. You then put them in a bin liner and disinfect the tongs in alcohol. You DESTROY no, no, no... INCINERATE the 'manky' slippers!
Then you go out and buy her nice, pretty, comfortable ones so then when she comes home you can surprise her with the present.
ALWAYS have a back up plan, so, if she gets annoyed because they were hers blah blah blah... then you say...
'but I just wanted to show you how much I care about you and how much I notice what you do, I just though that your slippers were getting a bit worn so I thought I'd make a nice gesture and buy you a new pair, if you dont like these new ones I bought you then I suppose I could take you out and we could buy you a new pair together'
Then you smile cutely.
And then you have accomplished you primary mission. Good luck soldier.
2006-07-28 23:42:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy her some pretty new ones, and wait till she goes out...then take the stinky ones outside and throw them in a skip a distance from where you live...then you can honestly say you don't know where they are, as you don't know where the trash is dumped.
2006-07-28 23:35:02 · answer #3 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy her a nice new pair, then she might be more motivated to throw the old ones out
2006-07-28 23:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by Delle C. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take her shopping and buy her a new pair.Let her pick them out. And explain how digusting you find the old ones if she doesn't want to give them up.
2006-07-29 02:21:03 · answer #5 · answered by cin_ann_43 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw them away. Then say, 'oh, honey, they must be lost'. You think a woman would put up with that if we did it? No. That's where I learned that technique.
2006-07-28 23:46:32 · answer #6 · answered by smile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kick her out of bed and refuse to let her back in until she throws them away
2006-07-29 08:33:39 · answer #7 · answered by stokies 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but her some nice ones get her some cute ones with Bunny's on them or cats you can get these from next and in big sizes too
2006-07-29 03:59:26 · answer #8 · answered by munchie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this completely contradicts your previous question where you say she WONT 'wear' her slippers, you need a life if this is your greatest gripe, god forbid you have any REAL problems friend
2006-07-29 23:45:06 · answer #9 · answered by littlestarr02 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bin them or give them to a playful puppy, With TEETH.
2006-07-29 00:35:09 · answer #10 · answered by jean c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
throw away the skanky old ones and buy her some nice new ones
2006-07-28 23:35:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋