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I just crapped my pants. It stinks and I can't afford any clean clothes. :|

2006-07-28 19:00:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Women's Health

10 answers

First of all...get the hell out of those Sh*tty clothes and for every one,Take a showder for an hour to get that grap all off of you...
Now for clothes,If you cannot afford new ones,Call a friend and explain what happen...And after your friend stops laugh,See if your friend can loan you some of her clothes...And for the love of GOD, Put a cork in you BUTTHOLE next time...

Clowmy

2006-07-28 19:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

oooh that's too bad. I feel real bad for you cuz you have lowest IQ of neone i've seen in a long time so here is my advice to you: You said you crapped in your pants. First explore the reasons for why this may have happened.....1. you were REAL mad and the anger came out the other end 2. You have bad anal muscles 3. Ur just plain dumb. if is is any of these three i suggest you see a doctor. As for the clothes situation, run to the thrift shop explain you have crap all over your pants(if they don't beleive you it may help to show them and let them touch it to make sure it's real ya know). then maybe they will show some compassion! cheers!

2006-07-29 02:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Find the nearest hose pipe or small stream...(Pool of land bodied water example, lake, ocean, pond or swimming pool if you can swim) And preferably some ammonia and try to create the biggest spin cycle you can...Dish washing detergent added may actually give you a lemony scent.

2006-07-29 02:04:31 · answer #3 · answered by killin_tha_kitten 1 · 0 0

Throw them away or trade clothes with one of the homeless people walking the streets. They are sometimes cleaner than you think. The wash up in the fast food restaurants and even..Wal-Mart. LOL

2006-07-29 02:02:36 · answer #4 · answered by Honey Bizzle 3 · 0 0

It can be clean.
Flush most of it down the toilet.
Wash it in the sink by hand, it will not kill you.
Then run it thru the washing machine.
Oh, yeah, wash your hands with soap and very warm water.
You will be Ok.
yes, i crapped in my underwears before.
Most people have, they just wont tell.

2006-07-29 02:05:55 · answer #5 · answered by dcw13 3 · 0 0

Trade computer/internet for clothes from second hand store.

2006-07-29 02:04:21 · answer #6 · answered by shellsbells 2 · 0 0

take off your underwear and put your pants back on.then put the underwear in a box and send it to your worst enemy for christmas:)

2006-07-29 02:45:40 · answer #7 · answered by nobody 3 · 0 0

if you can't afford any clean clothes, why do you have a computer? try washing your clothes?!?!?!??!??!!?

2006-07-29 02:03:25 · answer #8 · answered by ▪♥▪ 3 · 0 0

Wash them!!

2006-07-29 13:40:28 · answer #9 · answered by jingles_200 6 · 0 0

Run around Naked !!

2006-07-29 02:02:48 · answer #10 · answered by angela 4 · 0 0

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