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Imitation is the sincerest form....so take your pick:

1.) My dad was trying to trade his car in on another one. So we go to one lot, and he doesn't hear what he likes, gets in the car and says, "If I gotta put up with that s**t, we'll just keep the one we got." At the next lot, (I was about 3 or 4), he gets out and starts negotiating, and I pulled on his pants leg and repeated what he said.

2.) I'm riding in the front seat of the grocery cart in the produce section of the supermarket, dad turns his back and I grabbed the hose, and soaked him with it. Funny huh? He thought so too, so he took the hose from me and squirted me back. I wailed, and people turned to notice a full grown man spraying a baby with a hose....wonder what they were thinking.

3.) About 3 again, and mom & dad hear noise in the living room early on Saturday morning so they go out to check. I'm drinking a beer and watching a cowboy movie. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??" they ask. "Watching TV and drinking a beer," I replied.

2006-07-28 18:45:40 · answer #1 · answered by OldFogey 3 · 0 0

When I was younger, we had one of those big rubber bouncee balls, the kind you sit on and bounce. My youger brothers decided to play baseball using the big bouncee ball as the baseball. Being the macho older brother, I stepped up to the plate with the baseball bat and told them to toss it to me I would knock it out of the park. My brother lobbed the big, red, bouncee ball to me, and giving it all I had, I swung and hit the big, red, RUBBER, bouncee ball......the next thing I knew I was waking up, laying on the ground, with one of the biggest knots on my forehead I have ever seen. When I hit the big , red, rubber ball, the bat instantly bounced off it and came back and smacked me right in the head, knocking me out. I had hit myself so hard that my eyebrow was still stuck to the bat! I am reminded of this now everytime I look in the mirror and see the bald spot over my left eye. It never did grow back.

2006-07-29 02:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by taboobiker73 3 · 0 0

Sat on an egg and tried to hatch ot!

2006-07-29 01:55:51 · answer #3 · answered by Happy1 3 · 0 0

play mommy and daddy its time for bed lets do our fun
yeah i hated that game^_^

2006-07-29 01:35:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

asked my cousin to walk over to me...then I turned around and farted in his face.

2006-07-29 01:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by kaaaahhh 2 · 0 0

dont know fell

2006-07-29 01:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by Ivan1989 4 · 0 0

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