2006-07-28 18:25:44 · 18 answers · asked by j.macka 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
So many great answers, how can I choose? I will have to put it to the vote so dont forget to vote for yourself.
2006-07-30 13:45:41 · update #1
Don't be silly! They died out years ago. My crazy uncle did say he saw one though. He said they took him and did strange things to him with needles and blades. He was just released from the doctor's care about 2 months ago. Whenever he hears about something strange going on in nature, like when my friend's tree house dissapeared, he jumps up out of his chair and yells, "It's the humans! They're doing it!" The last time it happened he got so worked up my Mate pinned him down and I had to cast a sleeping spell on him to calm him down. Unfortunately my mate was a little rough and hurt my uncle's wing. He's blamed humans for the recent dissaperance of tree nymphs. I don't know what we're going to do with him!
2006-07-29 09:16:31 · answer #1 · answered by Mistress Hazard 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Humans did exist about 500 years ago. I invaded this world from Faerun and exterminated the race. I kept a few as slaves, but their pitiful short lives and frail bodies didn't last long. Humans are weak.
Ccrag Half-Orc
(I denied the human side of my heritage and became a God!)
2006-07-28 21:39:53 · answer #2 · answered by elliott 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they do.And they're evil beings.They cut down trees,kill each other and war in the name of God.They've even put a spell on my great-grand-gnome-uncle.Now,he just stands in a backyard grinning all day..humans bad.
2006-07-30 11:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by wombatcore 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you miss them theyre every where , theyre at intersections picking their noses , walking down the street pulling out wedgies and in the movie theaters hacking up a lung . And they say we're pesky creatures , maybe someone should create a pesticide to get rid of them ;-)
2006-07-28 21:05:23 · answer #4 · answered by shellers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean the big ugly things that chop down our forests and build giant dwellings? The thing that smog our air and muck up our water? Yeah I believe. How could I not? The destruction is proof enough.
2006-07-29 13:53:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humans must exist if we do, there's no reason for them not too. What they really look like, I couldn't begin to conjecture.
2006-07-28 18:33:01 · answer #6 · answered by noone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have BIG, BIG bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around saying "Hi Helen!".
2006-07-28 18:47:26 · answer #7 · answered by teashy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, yes... I DO believe in Humans, but I'm not exactly sure what "crytal meth" is... I've heard of CRYSTAL meth, but, uh...
2006-07-28 18:29:46 · answer #8 · answered by hoboliciousnesskait 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-07-28 18:27:22 · answer #9 · answered by Martin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep.
2006-07-28 18:27:13 · answer #10 · answered by The Nag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋