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True story. My husband and I were newlyweds around the time of September 11th. We both were working hard around that time and eating a lot of "vendor" style foods (mostly foreign). Well, that night, my husband said he woke up and smelled the most God awful smell ever. He thought we were under some sort of biological attack, but when he finally rubbed his eyes and allowed himself to wake up, realized I had farted in my sleep.

2006-07-28 18:33:15 · answer #1 · answered by adjoadjo 6 · 0 0

Of course, in fact my wife and I have made a game of it. When I do it she tries to identify the source (Was that cabbage or did you eat a dead rat?) When she does it (And rarely does) I have to determine if it was in fact a fart or queff. Points are determined on accuracy, but no points for frequency (dammit)

2006-07-29 01:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by onespryguy55 3 · 0 0

how 'bout i tried to light a fart on fire while my boyfriend was in the bathroom and he heard the loud wooosh sound and came runnin in to see if did it !!! this happened a few weeks after we seen the beavis and butthead movie (yes, i know...WTH?) we were in a hotel tryin to have a romantic evening and i was just tellin him i was gonna do it and before he came out the bathroom i damn near lit my a** on fire!!! i didn't see the flame but i imagine it was kinda big because of the loudness of the WOOOSH!!!!! LMAO!!! i haven't told this story to very many people.

2006-07-29 02:12:09 · answer #3 · answered by shakethecookies 2 · 0 0

I tell my b/f i'm gunna spit straight up then i go through this long hackin process to really make it believable and say ok here i go then right before i let one rip and he lifts the covers up and get a big whif its hilarious

2006-07-29 01:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Shayla 1 · 0 0

No but I had a boyfriend who used to do this to me all the time. GROSS!

2006-07-29 01:21:20 · answer #5 · answered by swanseaemtgirl 4 · 0 0

thats called a dutch oven, and yes i have

2006-07-29 01:21:09 · answer #6 · answered by daniel e 3 · 0 0

ahhhh yes... the ol' dutch oven

2006-07-29 01:21:49 · answer #7 · answered by CO coco 2 · 0 0

my husband does it to me all the time the freak

2006-07-29 01:20:46 · answer #8 · answered by beatiful one 2 · 0 0

I would not do that to anyone that I loved. That is nasty.

2006-07-29 01:20:59 · answer #9 · answered by Oblivia 5 · 0 0

lmao why is it nasty?

2006-07-29 01:25:23 · answer #10 · answered by Nate 2 · 0 0

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