2006-07-28 18:16:04 · 22 answers · asked by Amez 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
To find the answer to this question you must first understand why the chicken had to cross the road.
The chicken was born in a rural farm on the outskirts of Mickwackpee, Kentucky. Son to a drunkard c0ck fighting rooster and a deaf and mute 1 legged whore of a mother called Hennifer.. his early years were plagued by severe peckings to the face by his father, and being trampled by his forgetful and clumsy hen-mother. He ran away at the age of 1 with a pack of geese, planning to fly his way south to enjoy the wide selection geese-bit.ch.es in the tropics. Unfortunately, he found out he couldnt cut it as a member of the flying geese brigade (F.G.B) as well as realizing he didnt have the necessary geeseoline to fly the friendly skies. So the geese left him on route 66, across the road from a chicken sanctuary where a young male chicken was needed to impregnate over 700 henoritas ready to bear his chicklets. Why did the chicken cross the road you ask?
I think it's pretty freakin' obvious.
2006-07-28 18:26:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
2006-07-29 01:22:15 · answer #2 · answered by Tom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For fowl purposes.
Actually, it was a duck that crossed the road; the chicken was on vacation.
2006-07-29 01:20:27 · answer #3 · answered by Shaula 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-29 01:19:04 · answer #4 · answered by go UCLA bruins! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the farmer was trying to choke it.Choke the chicken?
2006-07-29 01:22:55 · answer #5 · answered by Joe P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to avoid KFC, everyone knows chickens prefer Pizza hut.
2006-07-29 01:22:13 · answer #6 · answered by aryiah_rain26 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To escape from Colonel Sanders (KFC).
2006-07-29 01:46:30 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to catch up with the rooster who had her baby chick to get her baby chick back and throw the rooster in the frying pan for taking her baby chick.
2006-07-29 01:21:30 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To show the possum, the raccoon, and the deer that it could be done.
2006-07-29 01:20:03 · answer #9 · answered by praiseprincess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, really...why did he cross the road?
2006-07-29 01:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by Amy S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋