You must go back to town. And by the time you get it, they will no longer be The Knights Who Say Ni. They'll be The Knights Who Say Icky-Icky-Icky-Fap-Clang- Whooooop-Boi-oi-oiiiing.
2006-07-28 17:24:03
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answer #1
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answered by Ember 3
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I had just dropped off my Shrubbary, and went in for bit of lunch carrying the royal hand grenade..
Math from 1950 to 2005
Last week, I purchased a burger for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2, plus I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help.
While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.
Why do I tell you this?
Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:
1.) Teaching Math In 1950
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
2.) Teaching Math in 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80.
What is his profit?
3.) Teaching Math in 1970
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
His cost of production is $80.
Did he make a profit?
4.) Teaching Math in 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20.
Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
5.) Teaching Math in 1990
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
Inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
Preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20.
What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class
Participation after answering the question:
How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their
homes?
(There are no wrong answers.)
6.) Teaching Math In 2007
Un hachero vende una carretada de madera para $100.
El costo de la producciones es $80.
Yours" Grumpy
2006-07-29 00:25:42
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answer #2
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answered by Grumpy 6
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Between the Black Knight's girlfriends legs.
2006-07-29 00:32:56
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answered by ŚţΰāŔţ ● Ŧ 4
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If you give them one, they will only ask for another, for a two level effect, then you will have cur down the biggest tree in the forest with a salmon. Save us all time and say "It".
2006-07-29 00:44:13
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answer #4
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answered by LORD Z 7
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Look on Benny Hin's head.
Most preacher's wear them for "hair." This is called a "Shrub Doo" when EVERY hair is in place, like its MOLDED.
2006-07-29 00:24:02
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answer #5
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answered by AdamKadmon 7
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no dice on the shrubbery but when you find it you can borrow my herring
2006-07-29 00:23:45
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Ni!
2006-07-29 00:45:54
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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Make sure it`s a nice one. Not to expensive.
2006-07-29 00:56:08
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answer #8
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answered by E.B. 5
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from roger the shrubber
2006-07-29 00:24:31
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answer #9
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answered by vanilla_slvr 4
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