2006-07-28 17:17:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
this red neck went to the doctor because he and his wife had 10 kids and he didn't want any more
"Doctor" says the redneck, "What can we do to stop having kids?"
"Well, Bubba," says the doctor "you could have a vasectomy, but they are pretty expensive."
"Is there anything else I can do?" asks Bubba
"There is a means of alternative medicine that I am sure will work for you, but you have to trust me and follow my instructions carefully"
"OK," says Bubba
"put an M80 down in a beer can, hold it up to your ear and count to 10"
"well that's crazy Doc"
"Just trust me Bubba, put an M80 in a beer can, hold it up to your ear, and count to 10"
"i sure will try it, thank ya doctor" answers Bubba and he leaves
So when bubba gets home, he puts the M80 in the beer can, lights it, holds it up to his ear..."1...2...3...4...5"
then bubba sits the can between his legs so he can finish counting to ten, using his other five fingers.....
2006-07-29 13:25:34 · answer #1 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes Actually tonight they started to set some off down town because of an Indy Race here
2006-07-28 17:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by ~*~Sierra~*~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you mean you dont like to hear and see sht blow up??? If i had enough I'd set them off all year. One time this annoying as*hole from school was talkin smack so we went to his house at like 3 in the moring and set a stripe of like 500 firecrackers on the sidewalk leading to his porch and let them off. We parked around the block and when we got back to the car they were still going off like crazy, he deserved it though he was always talkin sht, and he pulled a gun on me at work, it wasnt loaded and i knew it but still I had to give him the biggest wedgie of his life for that. He almost got caught too cause he was on the ground and i had his arm streched out and he had the gun in his hand. About 2 seconds after he got up the manager came around the corner. I soooo wish he would have came around the corner to see him one the ground with a gun in his hand and his underwear 2 miles up his as*.
2006-07-28 17:27:02 · answer #3 · answered by puresplprix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just heard another whole string of them tonight. Set all the dogs barking in the neighborhood. Will it ever stop? The 4th of July is over, dummies!
2006-07-28 17:30:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! yes! my neighbors have been setting them off over the lake starting at the end of june!! its drving me crazy!
2006-07-28 17:24:03 · answer #5 · answered by shorty_gurl1206 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold on a second, while I light this M80! Oh, darn! That horse is running, I hope they didn't see me?
2006-07-28 17:19:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no because our town didn't get any fireworks. i didn't hear any on the 4th and well that's just sad.
2006-07-28 17:21:09 · answer #7 · answered by vanilla_slvr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! It has mostly stopped, but the last couple of nights, they've been setting them off like crazy! Ugh!!!
2006-07-28 17:23:34 · answer #8 · answered by Viv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, people around here stopped like 2 weeks ago
2006-07-28 17:19:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is no longer the fourth, so tell them to chill.
2006-07-28 17:20:26 · answer #10 · answered by Venus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋