Is this the ideal liberal presidential candidate?

Question

Promises to: Leave Iraq within 5 minutes of gaining office, Redestribute Wealth among the population, Make the minimum wage $100 dollars an hour, Ban all Firearms, Abolish the Military, Develop an Isolationalist Policy on all Foreign Affairs, Open the Borders to all illegal immigrants and give them immediate citizenship, Ban Religion, Pay Reparations to African Americans, Give away all the nuclear weapons to the poorest nations in the world, Collectivize Industry and Farming, Abolish Electoral Process Instituting a Leader for Life program, Legalize all drugs...

Yeah sure post it on whatever you want it's not like my ideas are extremely original.

Answer 1

Where did you get Hillarys resume?

Math 1950-2005

Last week, I purchased a burger for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2, plus I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help.

While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.

Why do I tell you this?

Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:

1.) Teaching Math In 1950

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.

His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?


2.) Teaching Math in 1960

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.

His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80.

What is his profit?


3.) Teaching Math in 1970

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.

His cost of production is $80.

Did he make a profit?


4.) Teaching Math in 1980

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.

His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20.

Your assignment: Underline the number 20.


5.) Teaching Math in 1990

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
Inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
Preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20.
What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class
Participation after answering the question:

How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their
homes?

(There are no wrong answers.)


6.) Teaching Math In 2007

Un hachero vende una carretada de madera para $100.

El costo de la producciones es $80.



Yours" Grumpy

Answer 2

So what, you're conservative republican president has done such a great job? You obviously don't have a son over there fighting in Iraq so that the Bush regime and Exxon can get richer off of the oil that does NOT belong to us.
No one is saying to ban religion, we are just saying that it's a personal choice so quit trying to shove the ignorant shlt down our throats.
And no, not $100 dollars an hour, just a wage that people can actually live on so that not so many people are on welfare.
And yes, we would love for the U.S. to pull out of Iraq as we have NO business there in the first place. Other than to line rich republican @ssholes pockets with blood money.
And I've never heard of or met a single liberal who wanted to abolish the military or give away nuclear weapons to any other country.
And why not legalize drugs? Drugs are rampant in this country. We are obviously not EVER going to get rid of them! So I do believe we should legalize Marijuana, which is less harmfull than that bottle of whiskey you just drank that allowed you to come up with such an ignorant statement. At least then maybe we could lessen the deficit and unburden the tax payers.

Answer 3

Me. I'm no longer a political candidate. I'm only a natural man that has learn the Constitution and believes in liberty. I'll be 35 in 2012 (the age required to run for president) so I suppose the timing is excellent. I gave Bush one million and Bush two an hazard and so they failed me. And do not even get me began at the Republican Congress from 2002 to 2006, they had been a complete failure. When each person else fails, you simply need to guy up and do it your self.

Answer 4

You are on the right track but I think you missed a few things. First, theyd demand that the American flag be burned everyday at dawn. Second, they would want to raise the taxes of the middle class to pay for their degenerate social programs. Third, loosen welfare restrictions and increase the monthly amount. Im sure that theyd also legalize abortion for children up to three years of age, legalize all controled substances, ban all symbols of christianity and start to hand out condoms in grade schools.

Answer 5

1) Iraq would descend into the depths of chaos and civil war
2) then we wouldn't be capitalist would we?
3) the economy would implode and unemployment would skyrocket. who can afford to pay workers $100 an hour?
4) how do we defend ourselves against people who have guns illegally? and what about for law enforcement?
5) how would we be able to protect ourselves w/o a military?
6) Isolation would just increase all of our problems. Instead of just addressing them and trying to find solutions we would be ignoring them
7) All of the welfare would suck the treasury dry
8) why do we need to abolish religion? it gives hope and morals to millions of people
9) i dunno about this one..
10) the majority of those countries would just launch those back at us
11) that would be communism (which doesn't work
12) that would be a dictatorship. what if you don't like the dictator? what would you do about it?
13) no need to give people another reason to do drugs

That would be the WORST president ever!!

Answer 6

No. I'm the ideal candidate.

I am the founder of the SPLATT (short for Stop PLATe Tectonics) political party. Our platform is shaky. It's to eliminate earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and tsunamis.

Our mascot: the flatworm

Theme songs: "Shake, Rattle and Roll", "Whole Lot of Shaking Going On", "I Fell the Earth Move Under My Feet", "Hunka Burning Love", "Ebb Tide", "Surfin’ USA", “Catch a Wave”

Energy saving device: Lava Lamps

Favorite food, breakfast: squash pancakes
Favorite food, lunch: tile fish
Favorite food, supper: plank steak
Snack food: thick crust pizza ]
Beverage: milk shakes

Environmental clean-up agent: Lava soap *

Adult beverage: vodka martini, shaken, not stirred

I hope I didn’t make an ash of myself ~<{:-)]#

Answer 7

Sounds like a Conservatives DREAM!!!

Answer 8

you Republicans have no idea what liberals want... we are like the bogey men to you guys and you just pile everything that you're afraid of on us...

hahaha... the sad part is... some of you actually believe what you're saying...

Answer 9

... and I am not aware of ANY political candidate that has even promised to do these things, let alone implement them. Use your brain, my lad!

Answer 10

Jackpot! The proper name we were looking for here is: Hillary Clinton! That's close enough for our French judges! Congratulations! Don Pardo, please tell Black Sabbath what he (or she)'s won...