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Chimps are smart.

People like Chimps.

Chimps even have social skills.

Chimps can be trained.

So why do people on this site keep insulting Chimps? What did Chimps ever do to any of you who call Bush a Chimp?

2006-07-28 16:10:57 · 37 answers · asked by Professor Chaos386 4 in Politics & Government Government

37 answers

Bushy a chimp? How can people say he's like a chimp? Sure he looks like one, but his actions fall in line with the Baboon...Bushy does a lot of Sh*t throwing, acts irrationally when it comes to people, and if you stand by and wait long enough, you may be able to watch him whack himself off for the crowd...(since there are no White House sexual scandals goin' on this time around!)

2006-07-29 04:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by Bite Me 2 · 2 1

Puhleeeese, don't refer to them as morons. Many morons are functioning adults, have jobs, pay taxes. The people you are referring to eat at the government trough, are supported by parents in school until age 39 and then go to the trough or live on their inheritance. They don't have real jobs, their kids are a mess, they divorce at least 3 times or until too ugly to catch a mate. They know everything, except how to make an actual contribution to society. They are in effect what the chimps throw at people in the zoo.

2006-07-28 16:29:07 · answer #2 · answered by A sensible man 1 · 0 0

Because THEY are the ones who went APE over the guy in '00 & '04. What do you expect? Chimps rule!

2006-07-28 16:18:12 · answer #3 · answered by Joseph, II 7 · 0 0

You should start an organization with the aim of saving chimps.How is this motto: "Cut the bush; save the chimp!"

2006-07-28 16:13:44 · answer #4 · answered by DragonHeart18 4 · 0 0

It's odd. Bush ran and told us he was a "uniter, not a divider". I don't know of a time in recent history when our country was so divided. The battle lines have been drawn and civil dialog has fallen by the wayside in favor of comments like yours. I can't blame Bush for this. Instead I blame so called news outlets like Fox TV that claim to be news agencies. In reality, they are editorial services. I have no problem with them giving their opinions, newspaper owners have always done this on editorial pages. I am bothered by the way they do it. They claim to be fair and balanced and reporting news. They (hosts) use name calling, belittle their guests and turn off microphones when people disagree with them. This just adds to the incivility of the country.

2006-07-28 16:38:49 · answer #5 · answered by Steve R 3 · 0 0

I'm guessing they're jealous of the intellect of an actual chimp.

2006-07-28 16:13:48 · answer #6 · answered by Mom of One in Wisconsin 6 · 0 0

Because they want to insult chimps. Which is wrong, they are just wild animals.

2006-07-28 16:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I agree. It's an insult to all chimps.

2006-07-28 16:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by ice 2 · 0 0

So the chimps are the ones getting a bad rap..I think you have a point there..lol. :)

2006-07-28 16:15:59 · answer #9 · answered by cute_ark_girl 3 · 0 0

Maybe he is not a chimp after all but a monkey.

2006-07-28 16:14:26 · answer #10 · answered by Madinahbi Binti Abdul Hamid AHM 2 · 0 0

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