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Oh Man! When I was in High School I went grocery shopping with my Grandma one snowy cold day. I guy that I really liked was a bag boy there and he brought out my Grandma's groceries. I chatted and flirted a bit as we crossed the parking lot (which was kinda sloped). When we got to the car I grabbed the handle to open the door, I slipped on a patch of ice, fell down, and slid under the car up to my armpits!!! I thought I'd DIE!!! He laughed and LAUGHED!! I was mortified!!! But now I LAUGH AND LAUGH!!

2006-07-28 16:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by Empress ~of~Roam 4 · 1 0

I finally got a date with this girl i was sweet on.

We went to a nice restaurant. I was buttering by bread, as I had the heel.

The piece squirted out of my hands and did a half-gainer right into her cleavage.

I don't remember anything after that.

2006-07-28 22:56:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Some friends and I was on our break at work and one of my friends said something so funny that laughed so hard that I fart right in front of him, I couldn't stop laughing or farting. I did apologize to him aftward.

2006-07-28 22:58:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

i went asss-up and landed flat on my back outside a shop and everyone walking past laughed.

2006-07-28 23:03:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd tell you, but then I'd accidentally kill life as we know it when my embarrassment catches up to me like thermonuclear warfare.

2006-07-28 22:56:26 · answer #5 · answered by Muffie 5 · 0 0

Pissing in my pants in first grade,because my teacher wouldn't let me go to the restroom.

2006-07-28 22:58:44 · answer #6 · answered by sumrtanman 5 · 0 0

one time when i was at school i fell down at the cafateria

2006-07-28 23:19:35 · answer #7 · answered by CrAzYcHiC123 4 · 0 0

when some little girls kicked me for no reason at the store...

2006-07-28 22:55:44 · answer #8 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0 0

I would tell you, but that would be too embarrassing!

2006-07-28 22:55:59 · answer #9 · answered by lollipop 2 · 0 0

im not sure

2006-07-28 22:55:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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